"(Y/n)...I discovered the evil schemes of W."
You looked up from your game and stared at the fucking chaotic man.
"Like...If you think about it...W upside down is M, ya?"
"Yeahh??"
"So...What if W is actually two U's formed as one."
Sasara kept staring at the ceiling. You shook your head and took a sippy sip of your Bug Juice. He continued.
"Which gives...Them the name 'DOUBLE U' WTFFFFF!!!"
Sasara jumped up from the couch like a spider and pointed at you.
"W IS AN IMPOSTER!!!! I KNEW IT!!! ITS A FRAUD!!"
You blanked at your boyfriend.
"W."
"MHM!!"
"??? How tf am I with you?"
"I'M THE PRESIDENT FOR THAT DISCOVERY!! GIMME YOUR PHONE!!"
He kept at you and reached for your phone of the ground. You being you, grabbed your phone before he could snatch it, and held it up to your chest.
"WHAT!? WHY!?"
Sasara kneeled down and cried.
"I NEED TO CALL THE SECRET POLICE AND TELL THEM THAT CHUOHKU IS OVER BECAUSE IM SMARTERRRR"
"...Sasara."
He looked up; still crying.
"Go to fucking bed."
OKIE GOTTA GO PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET BEFORE MY DAD YELLS AT MEEEEEEE
