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I had a spur of inspiration before my dad takes my phone...Enjoy the drawin and oneshot!!!
Kuko whistled as he wandered throughout his temple. It was a normal day beyond others, except that you and his two teammates where in the temple with him. Jyushi and you were spending the night, and Hitoya(being the Harley-Davidson dad he is) wanted to hang out so that he could make sure you three didn't cause an explosion. Passing by a certain room, Kuko paused at the strange sight.
An Amazon box.
"What the heckity frick frack duck?"
"Quack!"
Kuko jumped at the duck that flew out the window after he chased after it. Coming into the room, he found the box to be empty.
"Hollow ass shit."
He picked up the box. Once he did so, he felt the chaos surge through his veins. Now. He is inevitable.
.
"Tadaaaa!!! Hitoya-sannnnn!!! Do you like Jyushi's nails!?"
You held Jyushi's hands to show the old man the sloppy white painted nails with googly eyes taped on them. Hitoya sweated and deadpanned at you both. He was so confused as to why Jyushi was admiring the beautiful creation you made, and why you were continuing to pour more googly eyes on his nails. That's when you all stopped because you heard stomps go PUMPH UMPH DOM.
Turning around to the door, you saw a box crawl up the stairs.
"AHHHHHHHH!!!! ITS THE BOX THAT HOLDS MY REGRETS!!!! SAVE MY DEAD ASS, TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!"
"HeY!! I'm the best damn thing that happened to you!!!"
Kuko's voice shouted at you as the box stopped chasing after you and stood at the doorway. You whipped away your tears and let go of Jyushi's shirt.
"K-kuko?? WTF THAT THING ATE MY CUCCO!!!!"
"(Y/N)!!!! RUN!!!!"
Jyushi grabbed your shoulders, holding onto you as you two ran around in circles before slamming your heads against the wall. Hitoya twitched an eye at every single one of you. He looked back at Kuko, who was now crawling rapidly to him, scaring him slightly.
"Your package, sir."
Kuko said in a gremlin-like voice. Hitoya deadpanned at him.
"What. The fuck."
Before Kuko could even laugh, Shakku raced up the stairs and whacked him in the head with a newspaper.
