Ryoma: I'M WASHIN' ME AND MY CLOTHES!!! BITCH, I'M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES!!!
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♪...around and around♪ Kokichi, spinning around in the tub: And around and around and around and around and ar-
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Kokichi: BOO!! Himiko: Stop! I coulda dropped my croissant!
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Ryoma: I can't swim Kirumi: How old are you? Ryoma: Six{teen} {{idk-}} Kirumi: *Yeets Ryoma into the water*
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Kirumi: *Runs away* Monokuma: Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING???
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Kaito: WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD!!! Shuichi: *Wakes up* Kokichi {or Kaede ig}: *Wakes up from behind Shuichi* Kaito: OH SH- *Runs away*
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Kokichi: Look at those buns Miu, covered in hamburger buns: Shuichi: *Bursts down the door* THIS IS THE COMEDY POLICE!! THE JOKE IS TOO FUNNY! Kokichi: *Pulls out gun* I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL
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Kokichi: ♪Don't tell your mother♪ Shuichi: ♪Kiss one another♪ Kokichi: ♪DIE FOR EACH OTHER♪ Shuichi: *Falls back like wtf*
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Himiko: Hey can you pass me my water bottle? Tenko: *Puts it in the air and kicks it, making it hit the wall* Himiko: ...Why
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Tsumugi: I am an otaku, which is another way of saying anime nerd
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Miu: *Punches dummy up the ass vigorously* K1-B0: Miu... there's no candy in there Miu: Miu: ...I k n o w
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Gonta: Kokichi look at the butterfly! Kokichi: *Snatches it and runs* Gonta: NO!!! KOKICHI WHY?!
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Kaito: So you like her now Shuichi, cuddling Kaede: Yes Kaito: So you like him now Shuichi, cuddling Kokichi: Yes Kaito: So you like her now Shuichi, cuddling Tsumugi: Yes Kaito: So you like him now Shuichi, cuddling K1-B0: Yes Kaito: I don't get it! Who do you like! Boys? Girls? Shuichi: *Pulls Kaito closer* Y e s
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Shuichi: ♪Hello darkness my old friend♪
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Shuichi: Thanks for checking in, I'm ♪still a piece of garbage♪
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Angie: DON'T FUCK WITH ME!! I HAVE THE POWER OF ATUA AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!!
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Kaede: *Walks by Rantaro who's kissing someone* Kaede: All the hot guys are either taken or gay! Shuichi: I AM RIGHT HERE!!!
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Kokichi: Mom, can we get McDonald's? Kirumi: No, there's food at home Kokichi: *Cries* I hate this FUCKING FAMILY!!!
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Shuichi: It's time to play 'Who Stole the Drugs!' Kaede: Was it me? Ryoma: Was it me? K1-B0: I think it was him *points to Kokichi* Kokichi: Fucking... pink fairies EVERYWHERE
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Kokichi: I see you don't have a lifeguard here at your beach! Shuichi: ...I'm not at the beach this is a bath tub
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Shuichi: ♪Is there anything better than pussy?♪ Shuichi: ♪Yes, a really good book!♪
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Shuichi: Kokichi, what do you have? Kokichi: A KNIFE :3 Shuichi: NO!!!
~~~ Word count: 439
I was feeling a little under the weather today in terms of physical health {I mean, ignoring the fact my mouth is just spikes of death all the time as of now} so I decided to make this little chapter to help me cheer up lol
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Here's a random edit I made of my self insert's neko AU because I fucking feel like it.
