Shuichi Saihara x Reader ONESHOTS

[JOKEFIC] Peacock! Succi x Male! Reader

Mhmmm I got some jokefic that I finally got around to writing.
Idea from MoonGazer215 so thank you.
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Succi: Mmmm look at dat fine human ass

(Y/N): *Bloosh* Ur feathers are pretty

Succi: Uh-huh lemmie put on a display *Displays his glorious feathers*

(Y/N): Omg can we fucc

Succi: Yus omg lemmie dominate

You and Succi had weird peacock and human sex and even though he's a guy he had a kid with human everything except they had tail feathers and wings. Your kid grew up and left and made more peacock human babies. You and Succi also had more kids.

Succi: We have beautiful children

(Y/N): Yus we do but not as bootiful as you

Succi: *Bloosh*

Kids: *Unintelligible screeching*

(Y/N) and Succi: Such well mannered kids