🐶pets🐶

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me vibing at 2am: ♫ ♬can you stay up all night, fuck me till the daylight♫ ♬
my dog watching me confusedly: 👁👄👁

Eren: You have a bird named Charlotte and a hamster named Cheddar

Levi: No pets, that was his rule. He claims they're "not hypoallergenic."

Armin: You have a Tabby cat named Mimi and a Siamese named Walter

Jean: You have two golden retrievers named Jake and Roxy

Mikasa: You have a turtle named Timmy

Hanji: You have an aquarium full of various fish

Erwin: You have a Doberman Pinscher and miniature pinscher named Milo and Daisy

Ymir: You have two rabbits named Bruce and Clark

Mike: Three dogs; Lucy(Chiweenie), Bruno(German Shepherd), Hunter(Rottweiler)

Reiner: You have a parrot named Bertholdt(Bert for short)

Moblit: You have two Guinea pigs named Oliver and Chewbacca

Historia: Four corgis; Honey, Pepper, Fluffball, and Skittles


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