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🍋Moblit NSFW Alphabet🍋

requested by: @samanthamadaris thank you for the request! :)

sorry this took so long, i couldn't think of any ideas ;-;

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A: Aftercare: Moblit is the sweetest guy there is when it comes to aftercare. He'll do whatever you want, whether it be to cuddle, or order food.

B: Body parts: Your favorite part of him is his cheeks, because they turn super red when he's about to cum. His favorite part of you is your neck, it's where he loves to leave hickeys ;)

C: Cum: Moblit always asks if he can cum somewhere, whether it's inside you or on your stomach. There's quite a bit of it too...

D: Dirty Secret: Surprisingly, Moblit is a fan of YOU taking control. Something about the way you straddle him and order him to do things, it makes him melt inside.

E: Experience: Moblit was a virgin before he met you, so he mostly lets you take control. Basically, he doesn't really know what he's doing, so he relies on you to show him what to do.

F: Favorite Position: Although he's happy to do whatever you want when you're having sex, his go-to position is definitely with you on top (forgot what it's called, sorry lol)

G: Goofy or Serious?: When he feels he's embarrassed or uncomfortable, he'll say something a little bit funny, just to lighten the mood a bit.

H: Hair: He's very well-kept down there, it's usually shaved with only a few tiny ones remaining. Moblit isn't a very hairy guy, so that's a plus.

I: Intimacy: Moblit relies on you to get him in the mood, since he's not a very sexual guy. But once he's turned on, he gets very into it ;)

J: Jerk off: He'll only masturbate if you're both very busy and really can't make time for sex, which is uncommon, but it sometimes happens.

K: Kinks: As said before, Moblit was a virgin before he met you, so he didn't really explore kinks. He'll gives you little praises in bed though, so he might have a little praise kink :)

L: Location: Moblit likes to keep the sex in the bedroom, behind closed doors, and nowhere else. Besides, if Hanji caught you two at it, they would probably tell EVERYONE...

M: Motivation (turn-ons, etc.): His biggest turn-on is you wearing lingeries, maid costumes, anything of that sort. Especially when it's tight on your skin...

N: No (turn-offs, etc.): His only turn-off is BDSM because he doesn't want to do anything that would hurt you or make you uncomfortable.

O: Oral: He prefers receiving oral, since he barely knows how to give. But once in a while, he'll take the lead and try to do it. Usually, you have to tell him what to do though.

P: Pace: He likes to take his time with you, so he's gonna go slow and loving. But if you want to speed up or go a bit rougher, he's more than happy to adhere to your wishes.

Q: Quickies: As said before, Moblit prefers taking his time with you, so there won't really be any quickies. If you both are really desperate, which is kind of rare, you'll give each other oral in the closet.

R: Risk: He'll go for oral in the closet every once in a while, but he won't do the full thing until you both get home. Besides, what if Levi caught you doing it near his sacred cleaning supplies?

S: Stamina: Moblit the ex-virgin can only go one round. He's just not very built up in the sexual field yet, so his stamina isn't high.

T: Toys: Both you and him don't use toys. For some reason, Moblit just doesn't like them...

U: Unfair: Unlike Eyebrows and Mr. Clean (*wink wink*), teasing isn't his thing. He just wants to make sure you both feel amazing by the end of it, so he'll dive straight into it.

V: Volume: He's not loud, but he's not super quiet either (because that would be a bit creepy ._.). He lets out little moans and whines, usually into the crook of your neck.

W: Wildcard (random headcanon): While doing a late night patrol through the hallway, Mike heard you and Moblit going at it. Instead of walking away with the mental scars like a normal human, Mike opened the door, which Moblit accidentally left unlocked. He fell onto the floor laughing when he saw Moblit's facial expression while having an orgasm. You jumped up, grabbed a blanket to cover your body, and had to practically shove Mike out of the door. It was never spoken of again. 

X: X-Ray (down there): Moblit's c0ck is pretty average-sized, but it's a little t h i c c. A little bit of lube is usually needed, but not too much.

Y: Yearning: Moblit has a normal sex drive, he craves it about 2 times a week. Also because he believes a good relationship shouldn't rely on sex only (such a sweet baby boy ;-;)

Z: Zzz (sleep): Moblit usually falls asleep before you, since sex makes him tired. And it's always with him in your arms rather than him holding you.

and that's all folks :)