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Zeke Jaeger Catch-up

levi: call me lev *takes off sunglasses* cause i lost my i

erwin: although i have dashing looks, i'm quite armless

jean: * n e i g h s *

how he is with you: He's still his normal self, but a bit more open. He'll probably tell you about his experiences in Paradis and with Levi, things like that.

kind of father he is: Although he's not usually there, he'll still help from a long distance. When he is there, he tries to be as loving and fun with the kids as possible.

sub dom or switch: dom

kinks: He likes being called 'sir' and LOVES it when you beg while he's teasing you. Expect some spankings too ;)

what he does when you can't sleep: He'll usually just assume you're afraid about something, then wrap an arm around you and reassure you that he's protecting you.

dating Zeke would include: 

-having to deal with Reiner's annoying ass

-Zeke being protective over you in public

-you helping him with his PTSD

-him having nightmares about Levi

-^^you have to comfort him and tell him levi won't come back(wink wink)

-he fucks you over his desk when no one's near his office (that was straightforward .-.)

aftercare: Since he likes to go long and rough, you're both too tired afterwards, so you'll just fall asleep immediately after.

relationship song: House of Memories by Panic at the Disco

what you call each other: He calls you pumpkin, you call him sweetheart

first date: A nice picnic by the sea

halloween: He didn't want to dress up *sad monkey noises*

when you're sick: Zeke has no idea what to do when you're sick, so he'll just tell you jokes and try to cheer you up. But it gets serious and not funny when you throw up on him for revenge.

when he's sad: His depression is visible, and you can see it on his face and through his actions. Just reassure him and tell him it'll all be okay while you hug him tightly.

late night cuddles: You'll mostly be holding him to your stomach while you brush your fingers through that beautiful blonde hair.

christmas gifts: He got you a pretty dress from Paradis, you got him a monkey stuffed animal (lol)

what he writes on the valentines day card: "You're thick like Reiner. Love you."

pets: You have a 𝚐̶𝚘̶𝚛̶𝚒̶𝚕̶𝚕̶𝚊̶  chocolate lab named Brownie

his turn on: He love/hates when you teasingly call him 'daddy.' He kinda hates it when you do it in public and he has to hide his boner. But he whispers to you 'you'll get punished for that baby girl.'

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