random a$s aot oneshots/headcannons

~the devil's lettuce hour~

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED ive never smoked it before and im probably never going to :D

Eren: Getting high with Eren is...quite the experience. You both get VERY experimental with each other in the sheets, trying bondage and vibrators, things like that.

Levi: He hates the smell, so he doesn't smoke it. He tolerates it when you do, though you can see his eyes getting droopy and his movements becoming more mellow and slow.

Armin: Armin, being the innocent little bean he is, tries it with you. His first time was certainly nice for both of you, because he got a lot more silly than he usually is.

Jean: He likes smoking weed as much as you do, and he's happy to see when you bought him his own special red weed pen. In return, he bought you a bong with the wings of freedom on the side.

Mikasa: It honestly depends on her mood. If she's in the mood to relax and just melt into the high, she'll gladly sit with you and inhale the smoke produced from your wEeD pEn.

Hanji: We all know Hanji is freaking crazy, so of course, they're going to mix weed and LSD, which is dangerous kids. You try to stop them, but before you know it, they're running into Levi's office shouting about a UFO in the sky that turned out to be a cloud. (or was it????)

Erwin: Since he's the commander, he can't really do that stuff with you or he'd get in trouble. Although one time, he accidentally ate edibles and got high with you. While high, he said if you rip a hole in a net, there are fewer holes in the net than before...and then he jerked off right in front of you for some reason.

Ymir: You and Ymir are both stoners, and that's that. Every night, you both take a few hits from the bong, then roll and share a cigarette. She's quite sexual when she's high, which you love and actually embrace.

Mike: Believe it or not, Mike is an advanced stoner, though none of the others know this. When you're both high, you share your shower thoughts with each other. One of his that hit different: If a morgue worker dies, they still need to go into work one more time. How true...

Reiner: He regularly smokes weed, which you like sometimes. It all depends on your mood. He has a fancy-looking bong that he claims he bought in Europe, but you know he bought it at a convenience store.

Moblit: Moblit isn't too fond of the whole "weed-smoking" thing, so he usually stays in another room while you smoke it. But when you're done smoking, he loves to hang out with you and hear your odd, but shockingly relevant, theories.

Historia: She tried weed once, but she hated it. She hates when you smoke it, and she'll often yell at you when you smoke in the house. So instead, you'll go to the local park, smoke, and then talk to the pigeons about your deepest darkest fears.

Nile: Just like Levi, he can't stand the smell. But you had him take a hit from your bong once, and he liked that a bit. He actually relaxed a lot and let you "take the reigns," if you know what I mean ;)

Zeke: He takes edibles daily and lets you eat a few sometimes. When he's high, he's very sweet  and sophisticated. Although one time, he went out into public and tried to turn into the monke titan. Of course, you had to stop him, though it was pretty funny seeing everyone's reactions.