random a$s aot oneshots/headcannons

🔴during "that" time of the month🔴

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Eren: During your Niagra Falls of blood, you're usually very tired, and Eren will be right there beside you to nap and cuddle with you <3. When you're up, he'll make you hot choccy with whipped cream, crushed Oreos, and sprinkles. Yum :>

Levi: You're very cheerful, which Levi is sort of weary to. So instead, he ignores you, which makes you sad, so you run to Erwin's office in tears and try to file a report against Levi, but Erwin says to stop acting childish, then hands you a tissue to wipe that glob of snot from your nose.

Armin: You tend to be a bit...well...depressing. You'll walk around the house wrapped in a blanket, mumbling things like 'life is meaningless' and 'why am i here.' Armin can't tell if you're being serious or not, so he worries like hell.

Jean: You're very mean, so you'll walk around giving rude remarks to everyone, which hurts Marco a little bit, cause you called him a pepperoni looking motherfucker. Jean scolded you for a minute in Marco's defense. You started crying, so he bought you a cheeburg to apologize.

Mikasa: You're really clingy, more than usual. But Mikasa doesn't mind this at all, in fact, she lets you hang onto her and hug her all day. About every ten minutes, she'll plant a light kiss on your forehead.<3

Hanji: On your period, you're very serious, which Hanji is annoyed about. When they say a joke, you'd simply look up and say 'that's not really funny.' They would be disappointed, but knew you were going through your period, so Hanji would just leave you alone.

Erwin: Your period was very painful, Erwin knew this too, so he would give you some Tylenol and sit you on his lap in a blanket with a bottle of water. During his breaks, he would make sure you were eating alright, then just talk to you about literally anything. 

Ymir: Usually, you both are on your period at the same time. Having two angry people on their periods in the house was pure chaos. You got in each other's way, it triggered an argument. Ymir smashed a glass against the wall in frustration, so you hid all her tampons to anger her more.

Mike: He loves you and hates seeing you a sobbing mess on your period. So instead of doing his actual work, he'll work to make sure you're not sad. Usually, it's through food and candy, but when he's not buying stuff for you, he's in bed holding you tight <3.

Reiner: You're very moody on your p e r i o d, so Reiner will try to avoid you. Usually, you'd just stay in bed, and Reiner, being the asshole he is, will slide chocolate bars under the door and run away, yelling 'The devil has been fed!' to the others.

Moblit: You're very silly on your period, so Moblit will take a day off just to be silly right along with you. He loves when you find the book titled "The Auto-Biography of John Hancock" funny because of the last name. 

Historia: You're kind of happy, which Historia finds cute! She's happy to sing along to Baby Shark with you, or to dance to Shake It Off, even though that's not what you usually listen to together. 

Nile: You're VERY clingy, which Nile is kind of embarrassed to admit he likes. You'll basically be on his back like a koala most of the day, or you'll be holding onto his arm as he patrols the hallway of the MP.

Zeke: You're very angry on your period, which Zeke finds badass at times. One time you told Reiner off and said his hair looks like a Brillo pad(which it doesn't). Zeke still found it hot and said 'damn baby.'