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💦Reiner x Reader Pt. 1💦

here ya go @nomfgtfohoe hehe. this is my first reiner lemon so this is gonna be interesting :> i might split it into two parts tho heh.

i'm in my online health class woooo💃💃💃

enjoy!

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[Y/N's PoV]

I sat with War Chief Yeager and Vice Commander Braun, my commanding officers. I was only a captain, serving in my own squad. Today in our usual daily meetings, we discussed various topics. One of the most important being who would inherit the Armored Titan, aka the gorgeous VC Reiner Braun. I shifted in my chair, thinking of all the nasty things I wanted him to do to me.

"Well, come to think of it, Falco should be the one to inherit the Armored. He's quick on his feet and very skilled in terms of knowledge." Zeke carefully explained before sipping his tea, the steam fogged up his glasses. 

"Sure, but he's still young and has a lot to learn. We should get someone with the same unique qualities of his, who's also older and more experienced." Reiner nodded in my direction. "What about (Y/N)? I'd say she deserves it." I smiled and blushed.

"Well sir, all due respect, but I would rather not. I don't feel I'm ready for a huge responsibility like that." I responded politely. 

"You're tough, I think you'd be able to handle it." I saw him crack a small smile, something he rarely did. Zeke just let out a sigh and clicked his tongue.

"I don't know if there's something between you two that's making you think she could handle shifting abilities. She's not capable." Zeke told Reiner in a tone that was more of a warning than a statement. 

"It's my honest opinion Yeager." 

"Well if she dies in battle and we lose the Armored Titan, I'll know who to execute." Reiner only rolled his eyes. "If you think she's responsible, take your chances with Marley, yourself, and her. Basically everyone in this army. You're like that fool of a commander you were telling me about. Gambling like nothing depends on it."

"I am nothing like that coward sir." Reiner was getting a bit bold now. "He was one-sided and didn't know how the hell to command his soldiers in battle."

"Well that's our shared opinion now isn't it?" Zeke stood up and walked to the door of Reiner's office. "But if you're going to make a choice, I request that you make it by this evening. I'd like to begin the preparations earlier than last time." Reiner nodded as Zeke opened the door.

"But if you make a decision, please, make the right one." With that the door slammed shut and Zeke walked off down the hallway, leaving me and Reiner. He looked annoyed at the fact Zeke had left us alone. (A/N: crusty sock. sorry i felt like saying that :>) I slowly sipped on my warm tea and waited for him to say something, but no words came from his lips. Oh how I wanted those lips against mine. 

"Is there anything else you need, or you just need company?" Reiner broke the silence with his question. I quickly looked up and smiled. He looked at me with those perfect eyes with a slight smirk. In all honesty, I had dreamed about seducing him, but afraid I'd do it wrong. It couldn't be that difficult. Right?

"I need company...sir." I said softly as I ran my fingers through my (H/C) hair. He narrowed his eyes, but ignored me as he took a sip of his tea. Already, it was going horribly. I stood up and walked over to his desk, nothing but his eyes followed me as I leisurely strolled behind it. 

"It must be nice being superior to most soldiers." I said as I sat in his chair. He stood as well, keeping his eyes locked on mine.

"What are you doing?" he inquired in a tone that said 'I'm not in the mood for this shit.'

"Oh nothing." I got up and "accidentally" knocked a few papers off. As sensually as I could, I bent over and took my sweet time picking them up with a smirk on my face. I shook my ass a little bit as I got myself back upright and placed his papers neatly on his desk. He narrowed his eyes again.

"Your attempts at seducing me are horrible." he stated simply. Shit, he knew?!

"Uh, thank you?" I answered. He chuckled, walked over to me, and grabbed my waist roughly. I melted into his touch, his warm hands gripping into my sides. Even through the military uniform I felt him tightening his grip.

"If you saw the real me, I think you'd change your mind rather quickly." Reiner threatened condescendingly. I smirked and ran my hand down the side of his neck, down his perfectly toned chest, lower to his stomach. He shivered when I stopped at the top of his belt.

"I've already seen the real you Braun. Now..." I started unbuttoning his uniform jacket with my other hand. "I want the real you inside of me." (A/N: sorry for another but what the kentucky fried fuck am i doing with my life😃) Reiner smirked and started to push me back with his large body. I let out a shuddery breath as my back hit the desk, he pushed me down and hovered over me. His lips were now just inches away from the side of my neck, and his hot breath made me sigh. 

"I knew you weren't innocent (L/N)..." He lightly brushed my stomach as he unbuckled my belt. "But holy shit. To think you're actually trying this with me. It's shocking." I smiled up at him as I felt my pants fall to the floor. I opened my legs and wrapped them around Reiner's waist, pulling him closer to me and continued to unbutton his jacket. He grabbed my wrist and pushed it away. 

"Ah ah, you're awfully impatient, aren't you?" He evilly chuckled and let my wrist go, motioning for me to keep stripping him. "That's why I like you. It's sometimes good when we're in battle...but it'll be a punishment right here with me. Since it's your first time doing this with me, I guess I'll let it go." I slowly nodded. He smirked again, I gasped when his rough lips hit the skin on my neck. I softly moaned at the sudden contact. He had directly hit my sweet spot, not even having to search for it.

"S-Sir." I stuttered out, earning a chuckle against my skin. One of his hands traveled to my mouth and covered it to muffle my noises.

"You can't be loud. Zeke, being the weirdo he is, is probably still hanging around here." I nodded as my jacket began getting unbuttoned by Reiner. After a few moments, my uniform jacket and armband were completely off, leaving me in my [F/C] bra and boxers. He took a moment to examine by body, the scar I had on my chest from battle. He snickered and ran his finger over it. 

"Normally I wouldn't do this, but I might as well before our inevitable death." I felt his fingers go under my boxers as he said this. I threw my head back when he started to roughly rub my clit. I moaned into his hand and my legs twitched.

"I'll take my hand off...but only if you promise to be quiet." he whispered in my ear, so I nodded eagerly. He smiled, then removed his hand. I felt two fingers push into me, I gasped and threw my head back again, trying not to moan loudly.

"R-Reiner, ah~" I whisper-moaned, my legs twitching with pleasure. He started to thrust them inside me, his other hand cupping my breast. He gently kissed my lips, calming me down a bit. I softly groaned into his soft kiss. He pulled away and smirked down at me.

"This is only the beginning dear."

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my cousin just texted me this: row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. then get killed by kenny, life is like a dream!

i died of laughter. i am no longer living :<

part 2 is coming soon to a theater near you :D