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🍋Connie x Reader "The 69 Challenge"🍋

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the people in this oneshot are aged up to 18+ cause its a lemon soooo

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"So, you two are together now?" Jean asked Connie and I confusedly. Connie nodded and put his arm on my shoulder with a smirk.

"Yeahhh. Surprising right?" Connie asked proudly. He was acting like a child who won a stuffed animal at a carnival game, which I was alright with. Ymir suddenly sat down beside us at the table with a perverted smirk.

"So did you do it?" She asked slyly. Christa only sighed and sat down next to her. I raised an eyebrow in Ymir's direction and scratched my neck.

"Not yet...give us a break. We've only been together for a few days." I teased her, giving her a little smile of my own. I could feel Connie shift uncomfortably beside me, but ignored it. 

"You might as well do it now, before you get old and creaky. Cause when that happens, you'll need joint replacements with every thrust." Ymir matter-of-factly explained, as if it was some type of ghost story. Jean nodded in agreement and sipped from his bottle of water.

"C'mon, they'll have sex when they're ready. No need to push them." Marco said in our defense. He was leaning against Jean's shoulder, tired from the training today. 

"Ew, don't say 'have sex.' You obviously have to say 'hanky panky.'" Ymir slimmed her eyes at the freckled boy, then froze for a moment. Her eyes lit up as she turned to me and Connie with a smirk.

"I have an idea. Do a 69 challenge." She finally said after a minute or so of smirking at us.

"A what?" Connie asked confusedly, but then it finally clicked in his head. He turned to me with a nod, as if he thought one of Ymir's ideas was good.

"Yeah, not in front of us though. Report back when you're done." Jean added to Ymir's crazy "69 challenge." Connie seemed to like it, so I decided to just try it and see how it went. I knew Connie wasn't a crazy sex addict, but I also had no idea what he was like in the bedroom. Suddenly, Reiner slid over next to Connie with a smirk.

"Did someone say 69?" He asked in a perverted manner. Nobody responded, instead, Ymir pulled Christa closer to protect her from Reiner. 

"Okay, go! We don't have all day!" Ymir told us hurriedly, startling me out of my daze. As he grabbed my hand, Connie gently led me to our room, to complete this 69 challenge. For some reason, I was determined to win.

[5 minutes later...]

"So we just do this until one of us orgasms first?" I asked as I climbed on top of Connie, completely naked. My ass was hovering above his face, while my eyes met his lower regions. 

"I guess so. I think it'll be fun." I felt him smirk against me, eagerly wanting to begin. At that moment, a wonderful idea popped into my head. Without warning, I sunk my mouth down on his entire dick, making him groan and throw his head back.

"I didn't think we were starting yet!" Connie exclaimed as he started to drag his tongue across my nether regions. I softly moaned out against him and started moving my head up and down on him. In response to the pleasure, he slightly thrusted his hips up into my throat.

"Fuuuck~" I heard him groan out against me as his lips sucked on every inch of my heat. I could see exactly what he was trying to do. Ha, it wasn't going to work. Little did Connie know, I built up my stamina with my vibrator. I chuckled while swirling my tongue against his dick. Simultaneously, I moved my hands down to his balls and firmly pressed my palm against them. 

Instead of getting weaker, that seemed to fuel him further. He used his fingers to pleasure me in places I'd never been able to reach on my own. I moaned, my eyes now half-lidded. 

"You're not gonna win this!" I angrily exclaimed while I stroked him at a rapid pace. Connie's leg twitched, but he didn't respond as he began to buck his hips up a little bit, his hands still working wonders on my body. 

"And I can feel you starting to get close." Connie teased me by pausing his pleasure-giving. I whined from the sudden halt, but sucked his dick back into my throat. I tasted a little bit of precum, meaning I was going to win Ymir's challenge. Besides, Connie told me his stamina sucks, so that was a huge advantage on my part.

"Just give up and cum already." I said to Connie, who was now starting to get weak. He starting moaning and throbbing inside my mouth. And soon enough, he lost as soon as I felt his cum shoot inside my mouth.

"Fuck!" Connie yelled out in anger as I swallowed. I laughed and pulled myself off of him. "How?! You must've did some black magic!" I could tell he was still flustered post-orgasm, so I decided to just take it easy on him...for now.

"No, your stamina just sucks." I proudly stated. He slimmed his eyes, but said nothing as he struggled back into his underwear and pants. "Should we tell the others?" He seemed to soften up a bit, and smiled at me.

"Sure. Sorry for getting angry." He said. I only shook my head and returned a grin.

After we got dressed, I took Connie's hand and opened the door to our bedroom. Suddenly, lots of noises were audible as a bundle of people fell onto the floor of our room. 

"Get off my back!" Reiner shoved Jean off of him since he could barely breathe. A few feet away, Marco shrugged and smiled at us sadly.

"I tried to stop them..." He muttered in an embarrassed tone.

"SO (Y/N) WON???!!!" Ymir excitedly asked, beaming with joy. "Yes!! I knew they would!!" She high-fived Historia, who smiled awkwardly. 

"I gotta say, it was fun." I said and smiled at Connie, who scratched his neck and grinned happily.

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