IAmTheAxeman has logged on
CurlierBeardThanThou has logged on
FabulousElvenKing has logged on
X_Strider_X has logged on
IAmTheAxeman: *sighs* I miss Legolas
X_Strider_X: Me too :(
FabulousElvenKing: I SUPPOSE since he is my son I should pretend to miss him. . .
CurlierBeardThanThou: Thranduil! That's horrible!
FabulousElvenKing: . . . . . . .who are you?
IAmTheAxeman: Yeah, who are you anyway?
X_Strider_X: Errrrr I know you're a dwarf but like, that's it
CurlierBeardThanThou: I am Oin! Gimli, I'm your Uncle!
IAmTheAxeman: Ohhhhhhh right I know who you are now
FabulousElvenKing: whatever, I don't really care about dwarf scum
CurlierBeardThanThou: Now excuse me mister fancy elf, i don't appreciate that statement
FabulousElvenKing: I don't need your appreciation, dwarf maggot
IAmTheAxeman: Now hold up a second that's quite rude, don't you think Aragorn
X_Strider_X: Uhhh yeah I guess, look I don't really want to be a part of this
IAmTheAxeman: You guess? Jesus Aragorn. . . Could have done with some support at least
FabulousElvenKing: Now Aragorn, you will need my support when you become King, will you not? I should think that you would want to side with me
X_Strider_X: I don't really want to take sides. . .
CurlierBeardThanThou: Tough luck mate
FabulousElvenKing: Well Aragorn, you must choose. Support for your rule, or a pitiful dungball of a dwarf who claims your friendship
X_Strider_X: Sorry Gimli, but I have to do what's best for Middle Earth
IAmTheAxeman: Is it for Middle Earth though Aragorn, or is it for yourself?
FabulousElvenKing: Shut it dwarf scum, your 'friend' has chosen me over you.
CurlierBeardThanThou: We've lost, nephew.
IAmTheAxeman: Huh. Well don't expect the support of the dwarves in your precious rule Aragorn. Strider.
X_Strider_X: Wait Gimli!
IAmTheAxeman: Goodbye Strider
FabulousElvenKing: No-one cares, maggot breath
IAmTheAxeman has logged off
CurlierBeardThanThou has logged off, giving Aragorn a dirty look
FabulousElvenKing: Come now Aragorn, let us retire to my drawing room. You are indeed wiser than I gave you credit for
X_Strider_X: Me, wise? Awesome!
FabulousElvenKing: Sure sure, now we need to talk about once you're king and how you're going to serve the elves
X_Strider_X: Wait what . . ?
FabulousElvenKing: Do not worry about it Aragorn
X_Strider_X: Oh, okay :)
X_Strider_X has logged off
FabulousElvenKing has logged off
ElvenPrincess has logged on
ElvenPrincess: *reads chat*
ElvenPrincess: Oh sh*tballs
ElvenPrincess has logged off
WiseOldElf has logged on
WiseOldElf: *reads chat*
WiseOldElf: Oh lordy
WiseOldElf: Where did my daughter learn such vile language???
WiseOldElf: I must act at once!
WiseOldElf has logged off practising his disapproving stare
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Hello everybody! I really hope you enjoyed this week's chat, and that it maybe made you smile ;)
*hands out imaginary cake*
Willow x
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