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X_Strider_X: Hey guys!!!!
ShortSexyDwarf: . . .
SlingshotBoy: . . .
KingUnderTheMountain: Oh. It's you.
X_Strider_X: What?
ShortSexyDwarf: Do you really not get it? You offended the whole dwarf community by choosing Thranduil over us!
X_Strider_X: Well yeah but I didn't mean it!
KingUnderTheMountain: A good ruler would have not chosen at all
SlingshotBoy: You just have to be diplomatic and protest that you could not choose
X_Strider_X: But. . . but Thranduil said I had to choose him otherwise he wouldn't give me any of his power!
ShortSexyDwarf: Thranduil will not give you any power anyway, not if you need it. He would perhaps seek to rule through you and turn the land into a land of fabulous hipsters, but he would not seek to grant you power
SlingshotBoy: Woowww Kili that was a cool speech
ShortSexyDwarf: *bows dramatically and catches rose between teeth*
KingUnderTheMountain: Can we stay on topic here?
ShortSexyDwarf: You're no fun Uncle. . .
X_Strider_X: Well how do I make you not hate me anymore?
SlingshotBoy: We can't just TELL you!!
KingUnderTheMountain: No, you must figure it out for yourself. Do that, and we know you are commited.
X_Strider_X: Fine, fine. Wasn't really expecting a straightforward answer from a dwarf anyway. . .
ShortSexyDwarf: One more tip Aragorn, don't say things like that. It's very offensive.
X_Strider_X: Oh, right.
KingUnderTheMountain: Okay I think you should leave now
X_Strider_X: Yeah me too
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ElvenPrincess: I do hope you've talked some sense into him. . .
SlingshotBoy: Us too. . .
KingUnderTheMountain: You'll need to watch him, make sure to guide him if he goes wrong
ElvenPrincess: *sighs* Yeah I know. He's SO high maintenance
ShortSexyDwarf: He sounds it to be honest
SlingshotBoy: Is he worth it though?
ElvenPrincess: Okay that's awkward I'm leaving now okay
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ShortSexyDwarf: Will we forgive him?
SlingshotBoy: Sure!
KingUnderTheMountain: Ehh whatever. He is just a human after all. . .
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NotReallyDead: EXCSQUEEZE ME! WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'JUST A HUMAN'??????
KingUnderTheMountain: Nothing! Nothing!
SlingshotBoy: . . .did he say 'excsqueeze me'?
ShortSexyDwarf: I think you should go now Thorin
KingUnderTheMountain: Maybe. See you around!
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ShortSexyDwarf: Well it was lovely chatting with you people but I'm leaving now. bye.
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NotReallyDead: Huh. Oh well.
SlingshotBoy: Hi!
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SlingshotBoy: Well that was rude. . .
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FabulousElvenKing: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!! My grip on the smelly human king is slipping!
FabulousElvenKing: Stupid dwarves. . .
FabulousElvenKing: PARTY ELK! come here!
FabulousElvenKing: *hair swish*
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X_Strider_X: Smelly??!!
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Hello! I hope you enjoyed this week's chat :) I am really sorry that it's a little late this week, but I had a hectic Friday night, so didn't get the time.
Just want to say thanks again for all of the amazing comments and votes and PM's I get from you guys. They all mean such a lot, so yeah, thanks! *sends out legions of virtual hugs*
Willow x
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