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YouShallNotPass: So. How are you feeling about today?
WiseOldDwarf: I'm ciked.
WiseOldElf: Is that even how you spell ciked?
YouShallNotPass: Let's not get into this. . .
WiseOldDwarf: I am a dwarf, obvs I know hiw to spell!
YouShallNotPass: I said, let's not get into this. . .
WiseOldElf: Dwarves are kinda dim though so. . .
WiseOldDwarf: You are so racist. . .
YouShallNotPass: LET'S NOT GET INTO THIS
WiseOldElf: I'm not the one who spends several hours plaiting their beard every morning
WiseOldDwarf: Wtf does that have to do with anything???
WiseOldElf: Everything.
WiseOldDwarf: Anyway, you spend three hours with five servants doing your hair, don't you?
WiseOldElf: Shut up. . .
YouShallNotPass: I AM NOT A CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS
WiseOldDwarf: Whaaaaatt?
WiseOldElf: That was weird.
YouShallNotPass: It worked on Bilbo. . .
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HobbitHero: Guys, we're all ready for you in the arena!
WiseOldElf: Oh yeah I am so ready for this
WiseOldDwarf: Get ready to have your bony little ass kicked from here to Mordor
WiseOldElf: Well I'm gonna thrash you so hard you'll end up away in the Grey Havens
YouShallNotPass: Save it for the arena. GO GO GO
HobbitHero: Half of Middle Earth has turned up to watch, it's packed
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HobbitHero: Don't wanna miss it. . . Catch you later Gandalf!
YouShallNotPass: See you. . . later.
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Somewhere in the middle of Rohan, a large round arena has been built, several hundred tiered seats already filled with people and the occasional horse. The circular sandy stage is being prepared for the fighters to arrive.
Minutes pass, the tension growing with every second that goes by. The mud is slewed across the stage, splatters of it flying into the tightly compacted audience. Squeals go up, Galadriel violently denying the existence of mud even as it covers her face and hair with brown muck.
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Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)
FanfictionWarning: This is NOT a serious piece of literature! This is a (hopefully) funny chatroom story, with the Lord of the Rings characters! If you want a bit of a laugh, read on. If you want a structured critical essay, why the hell are you on Wattpad? ...
