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YouShallNotPass: Hey Boromir, did you manage to stop your Dad setting himself on fire?
NotReallyDead: Yeah, he's ok. He does keep going on about fanboys for some reason though...
TatersRule: ... Have I missed something?
FoolOfATook: Quite possibly.
TatersRule: Is anybody going to explain what I missed to me?
YouShallNotPass: Nope.
RingBearer101: Merry's username has got me thinking. Who is the most heroic out of the hobbits?
HobbitHero: Me, obviously.
FoolOfATook: Actually, I reckon it's me. I went to Gondor.
HobbitHero: Well I fought in a war beside Eowyn.
FoolOfATook: Well I saved Faramirs life
HobbitHero: I don't know who Faramir is, so it doesn't count.
FoolOfATook: Does too!
HobbitHero: Doesn't!
FoolOfATook: Does!
HobbitHero: Doesn't!
RingBearer101: Break it up guys! Everyone knows who the hero is.
YouShallNotPass: You're quite right Frodo. Sam is the real hero.
RingBearer101: WHAT? I MEANT ME!
TatersRule: Me? A hero. No I just helped Mr Frodo every step of the way, and even carried him up to Mount Doom.
FoolOfATook: Actually, although I am the hero out of Merry and I, Sam is the hero of all hobbits.
HobbitHero: I'm the hero out of us, but yeah, Sam is the true hero.
RingBearer101: But I carry the Ring!
NotReallyDead: Nobody cares Frodo.
FoolOfATook: Yeah, moony eyes.
RingBearer101: WILL YOU STOP GOING ON ABOUT MY NONEXISTENT MOONY EYES!
HobbitHero: You don't have eyes?
RingBearer101: I have eyes moron. They just aren't moony.
YouShallNotPass: I think we touched a nerve.
NotReallyDead: Yeah. I think you're right. Let's call him moony from now on.
RingBearer101: DON'T YOU DARE!
NotReallyDead: What are you gonna do about it?
RingBearer101: Call you... ...erm... YOU SMELL FUNNY
FoolOfATook: Oooh BURN! Not really. Frodo; that was lame.
NotReallyDead: Oh dear. Moony thinks I smell funny. I'm soooooooo sad.
HobbitHero: Can't you think of something a teensy bit more insulting maybe Frodo?
RingBearer101: How about: Baldomir?
NotReallyDead: But I'm not bald...
FoolOfATook: ...that doesn't make sense
RingBearer101: How about: Fattymir
HobbitHero: Sounds as if you're talking about Faramir.
RingBearer101: Damn. What about: Boromir's mother is so ugly even orcs find her disgusting.
YouShallNotPass: Now you're getting it!
NotReallyDead: That was mean.
RingBearer101: YES!
NotReallyDead: Gandalf! Moony was mean to me!
RingBearer101: He keeps calling me moony!
YouShallNotPass: I am not going to solve your petty disagreements!
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NotReallyDead: I'm leaving. I don't want to be in the same chat as Moony.
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RingBearer101: DON'T CALL ME MOONY!
FoolOfATook: He's gone, Moony.
RingBearer101: I have had enough!
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FoolOfATook: Want to go and smoke pipes at Isengard, Merry?
HobbitHero: Yeah, see you there :)
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TatersRule: It's interesting how everybody just forgot I was here.
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MisunderstoodRingMaker: This invisible setting could be useful...
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Hmmmn... Invisible. We could have some fun with that, couldn't we? >:D
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Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)
FanfictionWarning: This is NOT a serious piece of literature! This is a (hopefully) funny chatroom story, with the Lord of the Rings characters! If you want a bit of a laugh, read on. If you want a structured critical essay, why the hell are you on Wattpad? ...
