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YouShallNotPass: Hello old friend.
WiseOldElf: Good morning Gandalf. And watch who you're calling old!
YouShallNotPass: It's actually a compliment Elrond...
WiseOldElf: Hmmph.
YouShallNotPass: What's with your username? You're only half-elven.
WiseOldElf: I just KNEW someone would point that out. It's just that WiseOldHalfElf sounds a bit rubbish. You know?
YouShallNotPass: I see.
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ElvenPrincess: Dad. I've got something to tell you...
WiseOldElf: Yes, Arwen. What is it?
ElvenPrincess: You tell him Aragorn.
WiseOldElf: What?
X_Strider_X: I think this might be something that you have to tell him. As his daughter.
WiseOldElf: For Gods sake! What the bloody hell is it?
ElvenPrincess: Fine. Dad; me and Aragorn are dating.
WiseOldElf: ...
ElvenPrincess: Dad?
WiseOldElf: Arwen. Can I speak to you in person?
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X_Strider_X: That went well... I think?
YouShallNotPass: I don't know about well.
X_Strider_X: How not?
YouShallNotPass: It's just usually with these types of things it's better to tell them in person.
X_Strider_X: Really?
YouShallNotPass: Yes. And Aragorn?
X_Strider_X: Yes?
YouShallNotPass: Isn't she a bit old for you?
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WiseOldElf: WILL YOU STOP CALLING PEOPLE OLD GANDALF
ElvenPrincess: How dare you!
X_Strider_X: What do you mean, old?
YouShallNotPass: Whoa! I just meant that Arwen is over 2500 years old already.
X_Strider_X: Seriously? Is this true Arwen?
ElvenPrincess: Yes. I thought you knew.
X_Strider_X: I need some time.
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ElvenPrincess: Aragorn! Come back!
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WiseOldElf: GANDALF!
YouShallNotPass has logged off.
WiseOldElf: Really. Everyone is so ageist nowadays. Honestly.
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Ouch! Poor Aragorn!
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Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)
FanfictionWarning: This is NOT a serious piece of literature! This is a (hopefully) funny chatroom story, with the Lord of the Rings characters! If you want a bit of a laugh, read on. If you want a structured critical essay, why the hell are you on Wattpad? ...
