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YouShallNotPass: Have you forgiven me yet?
X_Strider_X: Not really.
LeglessLegoLegolas: What have thee done now, Gandalf?
IAmTheAxeman: Why on Middle Earth are you talking like that Legolas?
LeglessLegoLegolas: You mean I don't have to? Thank God for that.
NotReallyDead: So what did you do Gandalf?
YouShallNotPass: I told Aragorn how old his girlfriend is.
X_Strider_X: WAS my girlfriend. Kind of. Our relationship is on hold.
LeglessLegoLegolas: But I thought Aragorn knew Arwen was over 2500 years old?
IAmTheAxeman: Yeah. He was at her last birthday party. The cake was enormous *drools*
X_Strider_X: I thought it was a joke or something!
NotReallyDead: Okay...
LeglessLegoLegolas: Why are you bothered by it Aragorn?
X_Strider_X: Well; it could look a bit eww from the outside, couldn't it? I mean age gaps ARE frowned upon.
IAmTheAxeman: She'll always look young to everyone else. Unless you invite them to her birthday party. Mmmmn. Enormous cake...
LeglessLegoLegolas: Shut up Gimli. No-one wants to hear about your cake obsession.
IAmTheAxeman: I'll say what I will.
NotReallyDead: Shut up you guys. Let Aragorn speak!
X_Strider_X: Thanks Boromir. Anyway. It's not just that. She'll have WAY more experience than me in the bedroom.
LeglessLegoLegolas: ....
IAmTheAxeman: ....
YouShallNotPass: ....
NotReallyDead: ....
LeglessLegoLegolas: I need to go now.
IAmTheAxeman: Yeah, me too.
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NotReallyDead: Aragorn?
X_Strider_X: Yeah?
NotReallyDead: I honestly do not think that that will be a problem.
YouShallNotPass: Yes. Boromir's right.
NotReallyDead: Want to go and practise fighting, Gandalf?
YouShallNotPass: Yeah sure. See u in 5!
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X_Strider_X: ......... Bye then.
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Poor Aragorn! Hope things work out soon... But wait! I control their lives through chat! I AM A GOD!
Sorry about that. Sauron took over my keyboard. It so totally, definitely wasn't me, because I am never ever weird like that. Ever.
If you have any characters or ideas you'd like me to include, I will. Just comment and I'll put them in!
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Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)
FanfictionWarning: This is NOT a serious piece of literature! This is a (hopefully) funny chatroom story, with the Lord of the Rings characters! If you want a bit of a laugh, read on. If you want a structured critical essay, why the hell are you on Wattpad? ...
