Another update on time? What has come over me???
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MisunderstoodRingMaker: So, Frodo. How are you feeling about our next bloodstone circle magic ritual to awaken my warriors of death?
RingBearer101: It SoUnDs GrEaT mY lOrD sAuRoN
SauronFanBoy: Is he okay?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Oh that's always what happens when you take over someone's will. They go a little funny.
RingBearer101: I sEe No HuMoUr In ThIs SiTuAtIoN
MisunderstoodRingMaker: No, of course not my dear Frodo
SauronFanBoy: Does this mean you have the Ring?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Nahhh he's holding onto it while he does my will. It's easier than carrying it around myself.
RingBearer101: I aM tHe RiNg BeArEr. I bEaR tHe RiNg.
SauronFanBoy: Is that not a bit risky?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Relax Saruman, I've got this.
RingBearer101: Do YoU dOuBt LoRd SaUrOn'S jUdGeMeNt???
SauronFanBoy: No of course not!
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TatersRule: FRODO!! There you are. I've been looking all over for you.
TatersRule: Frodo? Why are you speaking like that?
RingBearer101: LiKe WhAt? I aM pErFeCtLy HaPpY aNd NoRmAl AnD dEfInItElY nOt BeInG mInD-cOnTrOlLeD
TatersRule: YOU LET MISTER FRODO GO RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR ON MIDDLE EARTH I WILL KILL YOU
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Sam, Sam, Sam. You are overreacting. Frodo is fine.
SauronFanBoy: Absolutely fine.
TatersRule: I'm going to need back-up. . .
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SauronFanBoy: Well he was very rude I thought
RingBearer101: Sam? Was that- YeS hE wAs VeRy- Sam! Sam! Come ba- RuDe
MisunderstoodRingMaker: GODAMMIT MY MIND CONTROL REMOTE IS MALFUNCTIONING
RingBearer101: Where am I? And why are my hands- TeStInG tEsTiNg TeS- covered in blood? Ugh this is- tInG tEsTiNg
SauronFanBoy: It's still not working. . .
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Yes I can see that, you imbecile!
SauronFanBoy: Well SORRY
MisunderstoodRingMaker: I don't understand why it isn't working. . .
RingBearer101: Maybe it's because- LoRd SaUrOn iS- you're so- aMaZiNg- STUPID
MisunderstoodRingMaker: DON'T CALL ME STUPID!!
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X_Strider_X: Hold on Frodo!
TatersRule: Gandalf, Galadriel and Elrond are doing a spell to save you!
ElvenPrincess: I CHOOSE A MORTAL LIFE!
X_Strider_X: . . .that's not very helpful, dear
ElvenPrincess: I STILL CHOOSE A MORTAL LIFE
TatersRule: This isn't really the right time, Arwen. . .
SauronFanBoy: God these idiots are idiotic. Sauron couldn't be foiled by a simple spell!
RingBearer101: Actually. . . He can. . .
MisunderstoodRingMaker: FRICK! FRICK FRICK FRICKETY FRICK
TatersRule: FRODO!!!!!
X_Strider_X: Sauron! Stop using such vile language!
ElvenPrincess: . . . Aragorn. . . he didn't even swear. . .
RingBearer101: SAMMMM!!!
MisunderstoodRingMaker: I JUST CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE
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SauronFanBoy: I'd better go after him. . .
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RingBearer101: Oh it's so good to be in control of my own mind again :)
TatersRule: It's good to see you Frodo :)
RingBearer101: Let's go and find Gandalf and the others. I need to thank them
TatersRule: I will meet you at Rivendell then ;)
RingBearer101: See you there :-)
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ElvenPrincess: I suppose we should go too
X_Strider_X: there's probably going to be a celebration
ElvenPrincess: There had better be cake. . .
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I hope you enjoyed that and I will see you in next week's chat which will be guest starring @Rose_Willow!
Willow x
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