Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)

Lotr Chat- 77

YouShallNotPass has logged on

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YouShallNotPass: Ugh I am so glad the Annual Wizard Conference is finally over. 

TheTeaThief: How did it go?

ScrotumBeard: Oh do tell

YouShallNotPass: *looks suspiciously at Goblin King* . . .alright I guess. 

ScrotumBeard: Anyone. . . unexpected. . . drop in?

TheTeaThief: What are you talking about?

YouShallNotPass: Well Saruman did try to gatecrash. No idea how he got the location. . .

ScrotumBeard: I seeeeeee

TheTeaThief: what is your problem today, Goblin King???

YouShallNotPass:  Yeah. Bilbo is right, you've been acting really odd.

ScrotumBeard: Have I? *giggles*

TheTeaThief: Yeah, you have

ScrotumBeard: Well then. . . Tell me more about Saruman

TheTeaThief: Yes, do tell. . .

ScrotumBeard: Eww creepy Bilbo.

TheTeaThief: That's what you said. . .

YouShallNotPass: Okay. . . Well he crashed in through the main doors yelling  stuff about rainbows and we all threw him out. Then he tried again so we put him in a dungeon. A couple of days after the Conference ended, I remembered where he was and let him out.

ScrotumBeard: Oh. God he's an idiot. I TOLD him

TheTeaThief: Told him what?

YouShallNotPass: Did you have something to do with Saruman's gatecrashing???

ScrotumBeard: I just put the idea into his head, that's all. Then I showed him your WizardBook status where you listed the location and sent him on his way. . .

TheTeaThief: What's WizardBook?

YouShallNotPass: Its a social network for wizards. AND HOW COULD YOU SEE MY PAGE??

ScrotumBeard: You accepted my friend request, do you not remember?

YouShallNotPass: Oh sh*tballs

TheTeaThief: GANDALF! 

YouShallNotPass: Hang on. . . You're not a wizard?

ScrotumBeard: It's very easy to lie about who you are online, Gandalf, surely you know that?

TheTeaThief: Ugh guys I've got Thranduil on the phone asking if rainbow is a colour. Is it?

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FabulousElvenKing: Please tell me it's a colour. PLEASE

YouShallNotPass: It isn't a colour. It's a mix of several colours on a spectrum

FabulousElvenKing: BUT WHAT ABOUT TASTE THE RAINBOW

TheTeaThief: Ummm. . . I don't know what that has to do with anything. . .

ScrotumBeard: Can we all just get over this and accept that rainbow is not a colour?

FabulousElvenKing: *starts sobbing* WWWHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY 

YouShallNotPass: You are acting like a toddler, Thranduil

FabulousElvenKing: *starts having what his mother would have called: 'a bit of a tantrum'.*

TheTeaThief: Oh God.

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ElvenPrincess: Okay. I'm just going to leaave. 

ElvenPrincess has logged off, shaking her head and plotting how to use this event to blackmail Legolas and-

ElvenPrincess has logged back on

ElvenPrincess: EXCUSE ME BUT I DO NOT PLOT AND I DO NOT BLACKMAIL PEOPLE

ScrotumBeard: Well what about that time where you-

ElvenPrincess: SHUT IT YOU. Now, let's try that again.

ElvenPrincess has logged off, certainly NOT plotting blackmail at all.

YouShallNotPass: Well that was certainly enlightening.

TheTeaThief: Was it? How?

YouShallNotPass: Not really. I just didn't know what to say. . .

ScrotumBeard: Well I've got to go. I need a word with Saruman.

FabulousElvenKing: Me too. I'm planning to start a Rainbow Rights Protest Group.

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TheTeaThief: Well I should probably go too. Thorin invited himself over for dinner, babbling something about seeing a tree? 

YouShallNotPass: Righty ho. 

TheTeaThief: Yes. Well. Goodbye Gandalf.

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YouShallNotPass: Goodbye. . .

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Well I hope you enjoyed that Chat, and I will be updating next week as usual with Chat 78, which will star @EpicDragon131! ;)

Willow x