WiseOldElf has logged on
YouShallNotPass has logged on
DontBeHasty has logged on
HobbitHero has logged on
WiseOldElf: Aragorn and Arwen came back in late last night.
HobbitHero: Oooh! Were they up past their bedtimes.
WiseOldElf: Arwen was. I don't know about Aragorn.
YouShallNotPass: Wait. Arwen has a bedtime?
HobbitHero: Come on Elrond. She's like, 2700 or something.
WiseOldElf: I just want her safe...
DontBeHasty: Safe my arse! You are just in denial that your daughter has grown up.
YouShallNotPass: I hate to say it, but Treebeard is right; my old friend.
WiseOldElf: WILL YOU STOP CALLING ME OLD GANDALF!
HobbitHero: Yeah. Think that might have stopped being funny a while ago.
WiseOldElf: Since when has it been funny?
HobbitHero: Never mind...
YouShallNotPass: Anyway, Elrond, you have to get over it. Arwen is no longer under your control.
DontBeHasty: She has left the nest, and is building one of her own. If you try to control her now; her nest will be ruined. Forever.
WiseOldElf: Not the nest!
YouShallNotPass: Yes Elrond. The nest.
HobbitHero: What the f*** is with the nest stuff? Cut it out.
DontBeHasty: Never! Nests rule the world! :)
YouShallNotPass: Treebeard?
DontBeHasty: What?
YouShallNotPass: Are you serious?
DontBeHasty: Why wouldn't I be?
HobbitHero: *facepalms*
DontBeHasty: What's that?
HobbitHero: *facepalms*
WiseOldElf: I think a facepalm is when you slap your own forehead, to show annoyance at someone being stupid or annoying. Is that right?
YouShallNotPass: I think so.
HobbitHero: *facepalms*
YouShallNotPass: What was wrong with that?
HobbitHero: *facepalms*
WiseOldElf: Will you stop that?
HobbitHero: Only if you stop being stupid and annoying ;)
WiseOldElf: Hey! If anyone's stupid and annoying, it's Treebeard.
DontBeHasty: Hey!
HobbitHero: *facepalms*
YouShallNotPass: We'll block you from the chatroom...
HobbitHero: *facepalms* I'd like to see you try!
-YouShallNotPass has blocked HobbitHero-
YouShallNotPass: Ha! No more facepalming here!
DontBeHasty: *facepalms*
WiseOldElf: Treebeard?
YouShallNotPass: Merry?
DontBeHasty: Aww Gandalf, you saw right through me. What gave it away?
YouShallNotPass: *facepalms*
WiseOldElf: Wait. Merry hacked Gandalf too?
YouShallNotPass: No, don't worry. I was just showing Merry how I knew it was him.
WiseOldElf: Oh.
DontBeHasty: Gandalf. Pleeease unblock my account. Otherwise, some people may be getting some veery strange messages from Treebeard...
YouShallNotPass: Never!
DontBeHasty: Alright. I'll just hack your account then >:)
YouShallNotPass: Noooooooooo!
-YouShallNotPass has unblocked HobbitHero-
HobbitHero: Ha! Done like a boss.
DontBeHasty: What just happened?
YouShallNotPass: Your account got hacked.
DontBeHasty: What is "hacked"?
WiseOldElf: Don't worry about it.
DontBeHasty: Okay.
HobbitHero: So guuuys. Who is in favour of Arawen?
WiseOldElf: Arawen?
HobbitHero: When you ship Aragorn and Arwen
DontBeHasty: Ship?
HobbitHero: You want them to be together.
WiseOldElf: Oh I get it. No I am not in favour of it :(
YouShallNotPass: Once I got over the age gap thing, then yeah, I'm in favour!
DontBeHasty: I still don't get it. Will someone explain?
HobbitHero: Oh there's this thing I have to do...
YouShallNotPass: Me too
WiseOldElf: And me...
HobbitHero has logged off
YouShallNotPass has logged off
WiseOldElf has logged off
LeglessLegoLegolas has logged on
LeglessLegoLegolas: Hi Treebeard! How's it going?
DontBeHasty: Good. I was having a really nice convo with Gandalf, Merry and Elrond, but then they all left, so now I'm lonely.
LeglessLegoLegolas: I now have a bone to pick with them...
DontBeHasty: What?
LeglessLegoLegolas: Oh, nothing!
DontBeHasty: Okay.
LeglessLegoLegolas: Sooo.
DontBeHasty: Yeah.
LeglessLegoLegolas: What do you want to talk about?
DontBeHasty: Trees?
LeglessLegoLegolas: Yeah... Oh look at the time! I promised someone I'd meet them! Bye :)
LeglessLegoLegolas has logged off
DontBeHasty: ....bye
DontBeHasty has logged off
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So, yeah, I was wondering if you guys were happy with the characters I have on here.
Are there any you feel I've missed out on?
Who's your favourite of the ones I have?
Is there a character you'd like to see in more chats?
Comment with your answers!
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Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)
FanfictionWarning: This is NOT a serious piece of literature! This is a (hopefully) funny chatroom story, with the Lord of the Rings characters! If you want a bit of a laugh, read on. If you want a structured critical essay, why the hell are you on Wattpad? ...
