Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)

Lotr Chat- 23

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RingBearer101: Well that sucked.

HobbitHero: Yeah. We just sat there for AGES while Gandalf prattled on about relaxing your body and mind, while letting the energies of the outside world into you and become part of the world around you.

FoolOfATook: Yeah. And all that stuff about being content to sit back and be a small part of the world, and to fit in harmoniously with nature.

HobbitHero: No way do we sit back!

RingBeare101: We want to control the world, and be its master!

FoolOfATook: Exactly.

TatersRule: Were you guys not listening to Gandalf?

HobbitHero: Yeah.

RingBearer101: Mostly.

FoolOfATook: Might've missed some unimportant stuff.

TatersRule: Gandalf said that the meditation was key. To control something you have to be a part of it first.

FoolOfATook: That makes a bit of sense, I guess.

TatersRule: He said that every time he does a bit of magic, he goes into that meditative state before he draws and releases the magic.

HobbitHero: But he doesn't sit there for ages.

TatersRule: He's so good at it now, it only takes him a couple of seconds to go into the meditative state, and then a couple more to weave the spell.

RingBearer101: Yeah yeah yeah. But when do we get to learn the cool stuff?

TatersRule: When we've learnt the meditation.

RingBearer101: I'm off to practise!

HobbitHero: Me too. Coming Pippin?

FoolOfATook: You betcha!

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TatersRule: ...bye :(

TatersRule: Lonely...

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YouShallNotPass: Hey guyys! Looks like we just missed the hobbits.

NotReallyDead: Gandalf. Why are they talking as if you gave them a magic lesson?

YouShallNotPass: Because I gave them a magic lesson.

X_Strider_X: But you know only wizards can use magic!

YouShallNotPass: >:D I know! >:D

NotReallyDead: That's mean.

X_Strider_X: You're giving them false hope.

NotReallyDead: How could you.

YouShallNotPass: Whoa! Guys, it's a JOKE?

X_Strider_X: To you maybe...

NotReallyDead: Maybe we should tell them, Aragorn?

X_Strider_X: Yeah. We'd better.

YouShallNotPass: No! You can't do that! I have a great lesson plan for next week.

NotReallyDead: Sorry Gandalf, but we have to stop this getting out of hand.

X_Strider_X: It's the right thing to do.

YouShallNotPass: Wait!

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YouShallNotPass: Rude.

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TatersRule: Hi Gandalf!

TatersRule: Wait. Only wizards can use magic?

YouShallNotPass: I can explain!

TatersRule: No need. It says it all right here.

YouShallNotPass: Sam. It was a joke.

TatersRule: Not a very funny one.

YouShallNotPass: How? It wasn't hurting anyone.

TatersRule: Yes. Yes it was. Hurt can be on the inside as well Gandalf.

YouShallNotPass: But how? I wasn't saying mean stuff to you or anything.

TatersRule: You lied. And gave false hope. That hurts. Now I have to find the others. If Boromir and Aragorn haven't already.

YouShallNotPass: Sam! Wait!

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YouShallNotPass: Well. Why does nobody get it? Honestly. No sense of humour.

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Gandalf! You meanie.

I wondered if anyone wanted to be in one of these chats? Just tell me in the comments what your username would be, what race you are (elf, wizard, dwarf, hobbit etc) and if you want to be going out with any particular character. Also if you want anything in particular to happen.

Also my friend (lalalollipop2801) has just posted her first work: Zimmer chats! It's hilarious, so go check it out if you want a laugh :) Old people in a chatroom- just funny waiting to happen!