TatersRule has logged on
MyyyyyPRECIOOOUUUSSS has logged on
RingBearer101 has logged on
NotReallyDead has logged on
MyyyyyPRECIOOOUUUSSS: What are taters?
TatersRule: Potatoes. What did you think? Stupid...
RingBearer101: Sam! Don't be mean to Smeagol.
TatersRule: Oh, so he's SMEAGOL now, is he?
NotReallyDead: I thought he was Gollum...?
TatersRule: He is. A real scumbag.
RingBearer101: Sam!
MyyyyyPRECIOOOUUUSSS: It's ok Frodo. I know he's just jealous of my good looks.
TatersRule: Good looks? Yeah right. And you don't even have any brains to make up for it.
NotReallyDead: If this is going to turn into an argument, then I might leave.
RingBearer101: How dare you! To insult Smeagol, you insult me.
NotReallyDead: Then again, I might stay and watch. Popcorn anyone?
TatersRule: Is popcorn made of potatoes?
MyyyyyPRECIOOOUUUSSS: Potatoes?
TatersRule: PO-TAT-OES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT AGAIN TO GET IT INTO YOUR BALD SLIMY HEAD!
NotReallyDead: Ooooooh, SNAP!
RingBearer101: Shut up Boromir. AND HIS HEAD IS NOT SLIMY!
MyyyyyPRECIOOOUUUSSS: Will someone please explain what potatoes are?
RingBearer101: They're a vegetable which grows in the ground. It's brown and lumpy.
MyyyyyPRECIOOOUUUSSS: Guess what else is brown and lumpy... ;)
NotReallyDead: The novelty has worn off. Bye people.
NotReallyDead has logged off
RingBearer101: To give him credit, he lasted a long time.
MyyyyPRECIOOOUUUSSS: But he could not endure us!
RingBearer101: We rock the world.
MyyyyyPRECIOOOUUUSSS: We are the BEST!
RingBearer101: THE BEST ACTORS EVER :D
RingBearer101 has logged off
TatersRule: We were acting?
MyyyyyPRECIOOOUUUSSS: Still here...
TatersRule: Ooops.
MyyyyyPRECIOOOUUUSSS: I'm telling Frodo :'(
MyyyyyPRECIOOOUUUSSS has logged off
TatersRule: Gollum wait! I take it back!
TatersRule: Oh dear.
TatersRule: Who am I kidding? I meant every word >:D
RingBearer101 has logged on
RingBearer101: SAM!
TatersRule: Did Gollum say anything to you by any chance? I swear it isn't true.
RingBearer101: I can read up the chat you know Sam.
TatersRule: Oh. Sorry.
RingBearer101: Sorry?! ALL YOU CAN SAY IS SORRY?!
TatersRule: What else can I say?
RingBearer101: WE NEED TO TALK. IN PRIVATE WHERE NO-ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM!
TatersRule has logged off desperately trying to apparate
RingBearer101: Wimp. Can't face up to consequences.
RingBearer101 has logged off
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Sam, Sam, Sam. You dim little hobbit. You are going to need to save Frodo from a spider or something to get out of that argument...
Hmmmmmn... Good idea. This argument will continue in a couple of chats because they are too upset to speak to each other. >:D
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Are you Team Sam, or Team Gollum?
Oh oh oh! If you have any ideas then comment and I will out them in and dedicate the chapter to you :)
*waves shiny dedication in front of you enticingly*
Not that I'm running out of ideas. Because I'm not. I mean.
This is getting too long. Bye! :D
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Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)
FanfictionWarning: This is NOT a serious piece of literature! This is a (hopefully) funny chatroom story, with the Lord of the Rings characters! If you want a bit of a laugh, read on. If you want a structured critical essay, why the hell are you on Wattpad? ...
