First of all I want to apologise for not updating for a month (can't actually believe it has been that long). The truth is I am lazy when I feel stressed about something, and I get stressed way too easily. I am going to try my hardest to update regularly in the coming year, but I cannot promise anything and I ask you to bear with me and not float away to other chatrooms. . .
Not that I have a problem with other chatrooms. They're good, as long as they don't take my ideas. And I check guys, I check.
Sorry, this is going nowhere.
ON WITH THE CHAT
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Special Guest Starring
ValenElf as ValenStalkerOf Legolas
Enjoy!
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ValenStalkerOfLegolas has logged on
LeglessLegoLegolas has logged on
IAmTheAxeman has logged on
Fooooooood has logged on
IAmTheAxeman: Why hello there Bombur!
Fooooooood: Why hello there Gimli my lad!
LeglessLegoLegolas: WHY DON'T I GET A HELLO
ValenStalkerOfLegolas: YEAH WHY DOESN'T HE GET A HELLO???
LeglessLegoLegolas: *screams in a girly fashion* WHO IS THIS?
ValenStalkerOfLegolas: Yeah, who is this. . .?
Fooooooood: He's talking about you, stalker
ValenStalkerOfLegolas: Oh I'm Leggy's new number one fanboy!
IAmTheAxeman: You can't just declare yourself someone's 'number one fanboy'!!!! That's not allowed at all
ValenStalkerOfLegolas: Well it's true so there
LeglessLegoLegolas: You aare kinda cute. . .
IAmTheAxeman: Legolas. . . You can't just ignore that he's stalking you! It's creepy. . .
LeglessLegoLegolas: I can do what I like Gimli
ValenStalkerOfLegolas: YEAH. He can do what he likes Gimli!
IAmTheAxeman: You've changed Legolas. This chatroom has not helped your ego at all.
LeglessLegoLegolas: On the contrary my dear dwarf. It has given it quite the boost.
IAmTheAxeman: That's the point. . .
ValenStalkerOfLegolas: Why can't you just be happy for Legolas, Gimli?
IAmTheAxeman: It's hopeless. I'm leaving!
IAmTheAxeman has logged off
Fooooooood: Now see what you've done
LeglessLegoLegolas: Well it's hardly my fault is it?
ValenStalkerOfLegolas: Yeah, it's hardly his fault!
Fooooooood: All I'm saying is- *spots cheesecake* HOLD ON
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Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)
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