Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)

Lotr Chat- 79

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SurvivedTheFire: Omg I am so excited to be here again!!

FabulousElvenKing: Who. The. Frick. Are. You?

NotReallyDead: Probably one of those 'guest stars'

IAmNoMan: Where do they come from anyway?

NotReallyDead: Who fricking knows?

SurvivedTheFire: Boromir? Eowyn? It's so good to see you at last!

FabulousElvenKing: Yeah yeah yeah you can stop fangirling over them now and move onto me

SurvivedTheFire: . . .who are you?

FabulousElvenKing: WHAT? HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHO THE GREAT AND GLORIOUSLY FABULOUS THRANDUIL IS??!!

SurvivedTheFire: Dude chiilllll. I've not even been on this chatroom in ages. My wifi has been playing up SO badly.

IAmNoMan: So have you been on before then?

SurvivedTheFire: Uhhh yeah of course. . .

NotReallyDead: We get a lot of people on here, you know.

SurvivedTheFire: I AM NOT A GUEST STAR.

FabulousElvenKing: Oh. Who are you then?

SurvivedTheFire: Do none of you remember me at all?

NotReallyDead: Nope!

IAmNoMan: Sorry. . .

SurvivedTheFire: Faramir! I'm Faramir! Eowyn we are in love, how could you forget my username???

IAmNoMan: To be fair you did change it right before you ran away. . .

SurvivedTheFire: What do you mean, ran away?? My wifi was stolen. . .

NotReallyDead: How can wifi get stolen. . ?

SurvivedTheFire: Oh this d*ck Azog the defiler stole the password, changed it and locked me out. IT SUCKED.

FabulousElvenKing: Oh I would be very upset without wifi. How else would I view all my charming fanart?

NotReallyDead: Ugh, you get fanart, I get endless 'One does not simply' memes. God.

IAmNoMan: Oh stop complaining! I get hardly anything!

SurvivedTheFire: Oh Eowyn I have missed you

IAmNoMan: I have missed you too

SurvivedTheFire: We must meet sometime. Our wedding has been long-delayed.

IAmNoMan: Yeah. . . About our wedding. You think we should maybe give it some time? I've not seen you for months. . .

NotReallyDead: Lol little brother

SurvivedTheFire: Shut up Boromir

IAmNoMan: Oh let's just meet up and talk

NotReallyDead: I think little brother has more on his mind than talking. . .

SurvivedTheFire: Okay now I really need you to shut up

IAmNoMan: I will meet you at Theodin's new beach house, okay?

SurvivedTheFire: Sure. Where is it?

IAmNoMan: On the offical beach of Rohan

SurvivedTheFire: But Rohan has only one beach. . .

IAmNoMan: And it is very official

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FabulousElvenKing: Well then.

NotReallyDead: I am so glad Faramir is okay. I was starting to worry. . .

FabulousElvenKing: Ugh worrying is SO not a good look Boromir.

NotReallyDead: What? IS SO. It's called BROODING

FabulousElvenKing: No no no brooding is something completely different, and you can only pull it off if you're dark and mysterious and bad

NotReallyDead: I can be dark and mysterious!

FabulousElvenKing: Oh really?

NotReallyDead: YEAH *prances into room wearing a rainbow tutu accompanied by pixie music*

FabulousElvenKing: Oh yeah that's REALLY hardcore. . .

NotReallyDead: Shut up. . .

FabulousElvenKing: Ugh I am LEAVING just in case your uncoolness spreads to me *magnificent hair flip*

NotReallyDead: At least I don't spend five hours doing my hair. . .

FabulousElvenKing: Maybe you should *sassy hair flip*

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NotReallyDead: How did I just get sassed by HIM. Like how is that even possible. He's a woodland fairy. He should have no sass.

NotReallyDead: IT'S NOT FAIR

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Hello everyone ;)

Hope you enjoyed this week's chat (another one on time oh my) and I also hope you'll stick around for next Friday ;)

Willow x