Special Guest Starring:
TreebeardHugger as PersonNoOneKnows
lolzgirl99 as ExValinorian
(lolzgirl99, I hope I interpreted what you wanted correctly. If it isn't right, let me know and I'll edit it for you)
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PersonNoOneKnows: Gandalf!
YouShallNotPass: Hello! Haven't seen you in AGES
PersonNoOneKnows: I know. I've totally missed you and Radagast.
YouShallNotPass: I've missed you too.
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Oh would you shut up with the sappy reunion. . .
SauronFanBoy: Ugh it's all very touching.
MisunderstoodRingMaker: How did you make it italic???
SauronFanBoy: HTMl codes obvs
ExValinorian: Yeah Sauron. How did you not know that?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Shut it elf.
ExValinorian: Excuse me?
WiseOldElf: I WILL NEVER LET YOU INSULT AN ELF!!
PersonNoOneKnows: Yaaaaaaaahhh!!! BE NICE TO ELVES!!
ExValinorian: Thanks. And Sauron?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: What?
ExValinorian: You do remember that I work for you, right? Better not piss me off. . .
WiseOldElf: I TAKE IT BACK PLEASE INSULT THIS FOUL CREATURE SHE IS NO ELF SHE HAS BETRAYED USS
PersonNoOneKnows: I take it back as well, but Sauron should still be nicer.
ExValinorian: I don't completely work for Sauron. I just do a couple of jobs now and again, you know?
YouShallNotPass: Ugh, still unacceptable. I'm going to find Radagast.
PersonNoOneKnows: I'll come with you.
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WiseOldElf: An elf should never side with evil
ExValinorian: Oh shut it. I just do odd jobs, like I said. I assassinate certain important people; I infiltrate cities; I pick up his groceries. You know, normal stuff.
MisunderstoodRingMaker: But you still haven't found me my ring. . .
ExValinorian: That's 'cause I don't like your attitude.
SauronFanBoy: How can there be ANYTHING about Sauron that you don't like???
MisunderstoodRingMaker: I NEED THAT RING!! GIVE ME MY RING!!
ExValinorian: See, I don't think you need it really. I think that's just a psycological attachment formed after parental issues.
SauronFanBoy: ARE YOU SAYING SAURON HAD BAD PARENTS???????
MisunderstoodRingMaker: My mother never loved me. . .
WiseOldElf: Oh boo hoo poor ickle Sauron. Ugh.
ExValinorian: Umm Elrond I think you should be a little nicer to Sauron
WiseOldElf: Why?
ExValinorian: Because he has feelings too
WiseOldElf: WELL MAYBE HE SHOULDN'T BE TRYING TO COVER THE WORLD IN DARKNESS THEN
ExValinorian: It's just his way of expressing himself
SauronFanBoy: You make him sound like a total faggot
WiseOldElf: DON'T USE THAT WORD AS AN INSULT
ExValinorian: *winks*
WiseOldElf: What???
ExValinorian: Forget it. . .
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WiseOldElf: So. . . I'm gonna see what she meant
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MisunderstoodRingMaker: Well I'm gonna go smash pictures of my family. Bye!!
SauronFanBoy: Maybe you do have parental issues. . .
MisunderstoodRingMaker: SHUT IT
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SauronFanBoy: *sighs*
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PersonNoOneKnows: At last we found you Radagast!
YouShallNotPass: What on Middle Earth were you doing in the dumpster?
RhosgobelRabbitsRule: *jitters* Looking for MuShRoOmS :)
PersonNoOneKnows: Oh dear.
YouShallNotPass: We did talk about this Radagast. . .
RhosgobelRabbitsRule: Sssssh. . . I sense that Candyland is near >:D
PersonNoOneKnows: *facepalms*
YouShallNotPass: I'm going to go and empty his mushroom stash.
RhosgobelRabbitsRule: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PersonNoOneKnows: I'll help you Gandalf. . .
RhosgobelRabbitsRule: YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!! THE CELERY EMPORER WILL RAIN MUSTARD ON YOUR HEADS!!
YouShallNotPass: What's mustard?
PersonNoOneKnows: Never mind him, let's go!
YouShallNotPass: Right you are. Come on then.
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HELLO EVERYONE HOPE YOU LIKED THAT SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK WITH NO PUNCTUATION I STARTED TYPING LIKE THIS AND I DON'T PARTICULARLY WANT TO STOP SO OH WELL
LOVE YOU
WILLOW X
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