Lotr Chat- 34

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TatersRule: Gandalf! You're back :)

YouShallNotPass: Yes. I am indeed.

MisunderstoodRingMaker: Wait. So do we hate him or what?

RingBearer101: Oh he's forgiven now. 

YouShallNotPass: Am I? Excellent.

ElvenPrincess: But we have our eyes on you. And elven eyesight is VERY good...

YouShallNotPass: ...Oh.

WiseOldElf: Arwen... Be nice. 

FoolOfATook: Yeah. Holding grudges isn't attractive.

ElvenPrincess: Shut up guys.

WiseOldElf: Did you just tell me to shut up?

ElvenPrincess: What of it?

WiseOldElf: Young lady, come home this instant! We need to have a serious discussion.

ElvenPrincess: Whatever. I have a party to go to.

WiseOldElf: You are not going to that party!

ElvenPrincess: YOU DON'T CONTROL ME YOU F***ING B*****D

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WiseOldElf: Language Arwen!

TatersRule: She's gone...

WiseOldElf: It was easier when she was little, you know?

MisunderstoodRingMaker: I understand.

WiseOldElf: You do?

MisunderstoodRingMaker: Of course! Why don't you come over for a chat?

FoolOfATook: Aren't you chatting here...?

MisunderstoodRingMaker: It isn't the same, so butt out hobbit.

WiseOldElf: Sauron...

MisunderstoodRingMaker: I'll say what I like, thank you very much.

WiseOldElf: I think we should have a little chat. About your behaviour...

MisunderstoodRingMaker: No way. I have stuff on.

WiseOldElf: No we need to chat.

MisunderstoodRingMaker: YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE WAY I FEEL!!!

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WiseOldElf: I need to find him!

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YouShallNotPass: What about Arwen...?

RingBearer101: I don't know about you guys, but that was entertaining XD

TatersRule: Totally.

FoolOfATook: Elrond is sooo overprotective.

RingBearer101: He totally smothers her.

TatersRule: It's no wonder she rebeled and got together with Aragorn.

YouShallNotPass: I thought she loved him...?

FoolOfATook: Oh she does love him. It's just that the rebellion of it is part of the reason she fell for Aragorn.

TatersRule: Yep.

RingBearer101: Could it not just have been Aragorn's rugged handsomeness??

YouShallNotPass: Is this the point when we tell you we'll support you no matter what?

FoolOfATook: Haha that's right.

RingBearer101: Come on. I'm totally not gay, but I do have eyes.

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TatersRule: Do you think Frodo could be gay?

YouShallNotPass: It's entirely possible...

FoolOfATook: I mean, Gollum fancies him...

TatersRule: What??

YouShallNotPass: Did you not know that?

TatersRule: That scumbag...

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YouShallNotPass: What got into him?

FoolOfATook: No idea. Hey Gandalf...

YouShallNotPass: What?

FoolOfATook: You want to go to the Prancing Pony?

YouShallNotPass: Sure, tonight?

FoolOfATook: It's a plan. I totally need to fill you in on all the gossip. Legolas has been... Wait. I'll tell you there!

YouShallNotPass: See you there!

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Hey guys :)

If you have any ideas, comment below. If you have any hate, throw it in the bin. If you liked this chat, vote! XD

Willow x                         

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