Special Guest Starring pandaluver99 as PandaElf99
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TatersRule: Frodo you have to break up with Gollum!!
RingBearer101: No. Why should I?
TatersRule: Because he's planning to betray us. I heard him muttering away to himself
RingBearer101: Your just jealous that he's getting the attention!
TatersRule: I'm not!
ElvenPrincess: Gollum has been acting rather suspiciously...
NotReallyDead: Isn't he always acting suspiciously...?
RingBearer101: Will you shut up and stop talking about my boyfriend!
TatersRule: He's going to betray you...
LeglessLegoLegolas: Whooooooo...
RingBearer101: Shut up. I don't even know why I bother logging on anymore.
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TatersRule: When will he learn that Gollum is a complete scumbag?
ElvenPrincess: Probably when somebody loses an eye...
NotReallyDead: Or a finger...
LeglessLegoLegolas: Alright guys. Shut up for a second.
ElvenPrincess: Fine.
LeglessLegoLegolas: I've been waiting to introduce my girlfriend :)
PandaElf99: Hey :)
NotReallyDead: Another one?
LeglessLegoLegolas: Shut. Up. Boromir.
PandaElf99: Whaddyamean, another one??
ElvenPrincess: Oh, just Legolas's colourful dating history....
PandaElf99: Dating history??
TatersRule: He cheated...
LeglessLegoLegolas: I know but I've learned and I'd never ever do anything like that ever again.
NotReallyDead: For one thing they beat the hell out of him XD
LeglessLegoLegolas: Shut up. It's all in the past.
PandaElf99: ...okay
LeglessLegoLegolas: Look. Why don't I take you out for a romantic dinner tonight, and I'll tell you whatever you want to know, okay?
PandaElf99: When was the last time you wet the bed/yourself?
TatersRule: Go on Legolas, answer...
LeglessLegoLegolas: I was very little...
ElvenPrincess: Hmmmn...
LeglessLegoLegolas: Shut up.
TatersRule: Haha lol XD
LeglessLegoLegolas: Anyway, what do you think about dinner?
PandaElf99: That would be nice :)
LeglessLegoLegolas: I'll pick you up at eight?
PandaElf99: Sounds great :)
NotReallyDead: Leggy and Panda sitting in a tree...
TatersRule: K. I. S. S. I. N. G!
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ElvenPrincess: Haha that was funny XD
NotReallyDead: Lol I know :)
TatersRule: How's Aragorn doing?
ElvenPrincess: Okay... We think we have a counter spell that will work....
NotReallyDead: Good luck :)
ElvenPrincess: We'll need it- it's incredibly complicated.
TatersRule: What do you have to do?
ElvenPrincess: Hardboil an egg; paint it purple, throw it to the floor while chanting an incantation. Tie a blindfold over a donkey's eyes and eat some lettuce. Feed some bacon to the victim of the spell (Aragorn) and then tickle his earlobe with a feather.
NotReallyDead: Wow... That's...
TatersRule: ...random
ElvenPrincess: Yeah. Hope it works :/
NotReallyDead: Haha me too XD
TatersRule: Well I need to go. I'll see you guys later :)
NotReallyDead: Me too- good luck with the spell!
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ElvenPrincess: ...thanks
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Hey guys :)
Hope that was okay pandaluver99, and I hope everyone else enjoyed it too. If you did, please vote- it makes me so happy to see that wee notification on my news feed :)
Willow x
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