Special Guest Starring:
Lalalollipop2801 as ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne
Walling247 as GondorLass247
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TatersRule has logged on
RingBearer101 has logged on
GondorLass247 has logged on
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne has logged on
YouShallNotPass has logged on
LeglessLegoLegolas has logged on
LeglessLegoLegolas: Hey guys!
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: ..... Hello. Legolas.
LeglessLegoLegolas: Oh. Erm.. Hey.
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: You have something stuck to you.
LeglessLegoLegolas: What?
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: One of your flimsy bimbos that you've been taking home. I've seen you with them.
RingBearer101: Oooh! BURN
YouShallNotPass: What'cha gonna say to that?
LeglessLegoLegolas: They aren't flimsy bimbos.
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: *snorts* Yeah. Riiiiiight.
LeglessLegoLegolas: I'm allowed to move on. You're just jealous.
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: Jealous of ***** who're dating a arsehole cheating ****head?
TatersRule: Do you need some aloe vera Legolas?
RingBearer101: Cause you just got BURNED!
GondorLass247: Hey... Sorry to interrupt, but do any of you know where Boromir is?
YouShallNotPass: Oh sure. He's out in the Watch Tower.
GondorLass247: Thanks!
GondorLass247 has logged off
TatersRule: Hey... Frodo...
RingBearer101: Yeah?
TatersRule: Do you know if Gollum's logging on today?
RingBearer101: Err. I think he said he'd be on now. Why?
TatersRule: No reason...
BaldSlimyHead has logged on
RingBearer101: Who're you?
BaldSlimyHead: Frodo? It's me, Gollum.
BaldSlimyHead: AAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH WHAT HAPPENED TO MY USERNAME??? WHAT THE ****??? WHO DID THIS!!!?????
TatersRule: Hahahaahahahahahahhahah lol!!
LeglessLegoLegolas: OMG hahahahaha rofl lmao lolz!!
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: Jesus Legolas. What was that? Are you a twelve year old just discovering the internet?? Jesus.
LeglessLegoLegolas: Shut up!
BaldSlimyHead: You guys are all missing the big picture! How do I change my username???
TatersRule: You can't. At least, not for six months. Usernames can only be changed once in six months. So... you're stuck ahahhahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahah!!!!
RingBearer101: You did it, didn't you Sam?!
TatersRule: It's fricking hilarious man. Who'd you think was behind it?
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Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)
FanfictionWarning: This is NOT a serious piece of literature! This is a (hopefully) funny chatroom story, with the Lord of the Rings characters! If you want a bit of a laugh, read on. If you want a structured critical essay, why the hell are you on Wattpad? ...
