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HobbitHero: Gandalf.
YouShallNotPass: Have you still not forgiven me?
HobbitHero: No!
X_Strider_X: NO
MyyyyyPRECIOOOUUUSSS: NO!!!!!
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Wait, what?
PaleIsSexy: From what I can gather, Gandalf gave the hobbits a magic lesson, knowing that only wizards can use magic. It was a "joke" apparently.
MiunderstoodRingMaker: Well that isn't very nice.
HobbitHero: Exactly.
YouShallNotPass: Look, Merry. I'm sorry.
HobbitHero: No you're not.
YouShallNotPass: Yes, I am!
HobbitHero: You aren't. But you will be.
YouShallNotPass: Is that a threat?
HobbitHero: It's a warning.
YouShallNotPass: Gulp.
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HobbitHero: Finally, he's gone.
MisunderstoodRingMaker: What Gandalf did was really horrible. And that's coming from me.
PaleIsSexy: I agree.
HobbitHero: It's okay though.
MisunderstoodRingMaker: How? HOW COULD IT BE OK!?
X_Strider_X: Me, Arwen and Gollum have a cunning plan.
MyyyyyPRECIOOOUUUSSS: That's right.
PaleIsSexy: Whenever Baldrick says, "I have a cunning plan", you know it's going to be stupid.
HobbitHero: Baldrick?
PaleIsSexy: Blackadder.
X_Strider_X: Blackadder?
PaleIsSexy: Never mind...
X_Strider_X: Anyway. Gandalf will get his comeuppance.
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Now that that's out of the way, I wanted to talk to everyone about something.
PaleIsSexy: What is that?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Bunnies. Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes. They've got those hoppy legs, and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
X_Strider_X: O_o
HobbitHero: What?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Anyone else agree with me though?
PaleIsSexy: Errr...
HobbitHero: Bunnies are cute :)
MisunderstoodRingMaker: No they are not! They are evil demons disguised as little fluffy things.
X_Strider_X: Here's a bunny for you :)
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MisunderstoodRingMaker: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH IT'S A BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyyyyyPRECIOOOUUUSSS: Whoa. Overreaction?
PaleIsSexy: Yeah. Just a little.
MisunderstoodRingMaker: I have a phobia.
HobbitHero: Of bunnies?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: It's a thing...
X_Strider_X: Awww. Does lickle Sauron want a cup of tea to calm his nerves? Or maybe a relaxing bath?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Good idea!
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X_Strider_X: Well that didn't go as planned.
PaleIsSexy: You must excuse him. He's very stressed at the moment.
HobbitHero: Aww. Is taking over Middle Earth stressing him out?
PaleIsSexy: No. He's trying to write a novel on Wattpad.
X_Strider_X: Okaaayy.
PaleIsSexy: No, seriously. He wants to update every day, but it's stressing him out a ton.
MyyyyyPRECIOOOUUUSSS: What does he do to unwind from that?
PaleIsSexy: He takes over Middle Earth. Says it's relaxing compared to writing.
HobbitHero: Who knew?
X_Strider_X: So what's his novel about?
PaleIsSexy: It's called: "Lord of the Rings Chatroom" No idea what it's about.
HobbitHero: Let's look it up!
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MyyyyyPRECIOOOUUUSSS: I actually quite admire Sauron. He is very productive.
PaleIsSexy: I know- it's brilliant.
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X_Strider_X: Well, what's it about?
HobbitHero: Us. It's all the chats we've been having on this chatroom.
MyyyyyPRECIOOOUUUSSS: Awesome!
X_Strider_X: ...I was going to say: creepy, but ok.
HobbitHero: I think we should all be nice to Sauron- otherwise he'll write us saying weird stuff.
MyyyyyPRECIOOOUUUSSS: Agreed.
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PaleIsSexy: Fools. It isn't really called Lord of the Rings Chatroom. Lord of the Rings chatroom is simply the file where our chats are stored. No, Sauron's book is called: "Parry Hotter and the Carpenter's Block"
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SauronFanBoy: Sauron never told me about his book. How come Wormtongue knows? :(
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Yep. I am totally not Sauron.
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Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)
FanfictionWarning: This is NOT a serious piece of literature! This is a (hopefully) funny chatroom story, with the Lord of the Rings characters! If you want a bit of a laugh, read on. If you want a structured critical essay, why the hell are you on Wattpad? ...
