Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)

Lotr Chat- 80

Special Guest Starring:

ArtsyWoods as BetterThanGold

;)

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BetterThanGold has logged on

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KingUnderTheMountain: Hey look- it's just us here ;)

BetterThanGold: Awesome! ;)

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ShortSexyDwarf: Ha! Won't be alone for long Thorin :)

KingUnderTheMountain: For Gods sakes would you go away Kili?

ShortSexyDwarf: I can do better than that

BetterThanGold: Oh God what?

ShortSexyDwarf: But before I do, who are you?

BetterThanGold: I'm Thorin's girlfriend.

ShortSexyDwarf: "BetterThanGold" ????

KingUnderTheMountain: Well you know she made that

BetterThanGold: Excuse me are you saying that you actually love gold more than me?

ShortSexyDwarf: Ooooooohhh what are you gonna do Thorin????

KingUnderTheMountain: Could you leave now?

ShortSexyDwarf: No chance

BetterThanGold: I'm waiting. . .

KingUnderTheMountain: Err well gold IS very shiny. . .

BetterThanGold: WHAT?

ShortSexyDwarf: You mean you didn't know that gold is shiny?

BetterThanGold: You know perfectly well what I meant

KingUnderTheMountain: . . . . but you are far shinier, star of my life <3 <3 <3

BetterThanGold: Awww that's so cute. Well saved :-P

ShortSexyDwarf: Ewww Thorin that was soppy I'm leaving

KingUnderTheMountain: finally. . .

ShortSexyDwarf: Don't cry over it, I'll send some dwarves to keep you company :)

BetterThanGold: Oh God.

KingUnderTheMountain: You really don't need to do that Kili. . .

ShortSexyDwarf: Oh but I think I do. Bye bye!

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BetterThanGold: Maybe it won't be that bad?

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KingUnderTheMountain: Oh bollocks

Fooooooood: Where's the pizza??