Special Guest Starring: Lalalollipop as the elf known as: ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne
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LeglessLegoLegolas: Guys. I'd like to introduce my girlfriend to you.
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: Hey people!
IAmTheAxeman: Oooooh! Legolas has a girlfriend!
LeglessLegoLegolas: Shut up Gimli!
ElvenPrincess: Anyway. Never seen you around before.
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: Oh, I'm just guest starring.
ElvenPrincess: What whatting?
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: Guest starring. Doesn't matter. I'm an elf, and that's all you need to know.
IAmTheAxeman: Your username sounds vaguely familiar ;)
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: Really? ;) Can't imagine why...
IAmTheAxeman: You a Gimli groupie?
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: Errr. Probably wouldn't call myself that, but yeah. Kind of.
LeglessLegoLegolas: Gimli groupie? Jeeze.
IAmTheAxeman: What?
LeglessLegoLegolas: Nothing...
ElvenPrincess: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
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X_Strider_X: What is it, my sweet?
ElvenPrincess: I just saw a...a...a rat!
LeglessLegoLegolas: Are you sure it's a rat?
ElvenPrincess: What else would it be?
IAmTheAxeman: It could be something disguised as a rat?
ElvenPrincess: What would disguise itself as a rat?
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: A mouse. With delusions of grandeur.
IAmTheAxeman: High five, Gimli groupie!
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: Okay. Stop with the groupie thing. I like you, but I will have to disown you as a friend if you keep with the whole "Gimli groupie" thing.
X_Strider_X: Methinks we are getting off topic
ElvenPrincess: Agreed. There was a rat. In my chambers. I must tell Father!
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X_Strider_X: Hey! I just noticed. Who's the newbie?
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: DO NOT CALL ME A NEWBIE OR I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT WHERE YOU SLEEP
X_Strider_X: Okaaay. This one's a little violent...
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: *brandishes throat-slitting knife at Aragorn*
X_Strider_X: Okay, okay! Sorry.
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: I should think so.
LeglessLegoLegolas: I was going to tell you to leave my girl alone, but she can stand up for herself :)
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: You betcha ;)
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LeglessLegoLegolas: Merry! Pippin! How are you doing?
FoolOfATook: Alright.
HobbitHero: Dealing with it.
FoolOfATook: I mean, we want to pull Gandalf's guts out, but yeah.
HobbitHero: We're fine.
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: I have a throat-slitting knife if you want to borrow it.
X_Strider_X: She's a bit violent. And DON'T call her newbie, because she goes mental.
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: *coughs* Still here.
X_Strider_X: Just saying...
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: *brandishes knife*
IAmTheAxeman: Merry, Pippin. Do you think Gimli groupies could become a thing?
HobbitHero: To be honest.
FoolOfATook: No.
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: Told you! *sticks tongue out at Gimli*
IAmTheAxeman: *sighs* Fine. I'll go think of a new name then.
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ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: Sorry, did I upset him?
LeglessLegoLegolas: Ignore him. He's just a big drama queen.
X_Strider_X: Did Sam tell you that me, Arwen and Gollum are hatching a plan to get Gandalf back?
HobbitHero: Yeah
FoolOfATook: What's the plan?
X_Strider_X: Can't tell you here- Gandalf might see. Meet me in Rivendell, and I'll tell you.
HobbitHero: Okay!
FoolOfATook: See you there :)
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ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: Just you and me now Legolas...
LeglessLegoLegolas: Yeah. What do you want to do?
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: Can we meet at our special tree in Mirkwood?
LeglessLegoLegolas: See you there <3
ItStillOnlyCountsAsOne: Not if I see you first! <3
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I hope that was ok, lalalollipop! :)
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