Special Guest Starring:
pandaluver99 as PandaElf99
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BaldSlimyHead: This sucks
SauronfanBoy: I feel you.
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Saruman....
SauronFanBoy: I mean.. Haha! I laugh at your extreme suckiness. Loser...
BaldSlimyHead: Well I think you're a snivelling dung heap of a wizard who can barely manage to be slightly annoying let alone mildly evil.
SauronFanBoy: Shut up! You smell funny...
PandaElf99: Seriously? You smell funny? God Saruman you're flirting like a three year old. Grow up and tell Gollum how you really feel.
SauronFanBoy: Why don't you tell me how YOU really feel?
PandaElf99: Mildly disgusted.
SauronFanBoy: Liar...
BaldSlimyHead: Hey, does anyone know if Sam's going to be on today?
IAmTheAxeman: Err... I think he said he'd be on. He and Frodo are out just now I think...
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Saruman. *winks*
SauronFanBoy: What? Oh right. Erm Gollum?
BaldSlimyHead: What is it?
SauronFanBoy: Frodo and Sam are... there's no easy way to say this... dating.
BaldSlimyHead: PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!
SauronFanBoy: What?
BaldSlimyHead: Oh that was FUNNY. I... I can't even.... Frodo with that fatso.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH
SauronFanBoy: Well you smell of pondweed.
PandaElf99: My God Sarry (can I call you Sarry, Saruman). My God Sarry are we really back to the you smell funny thing. Because I told you. If you love Gollum at least be man enough to own up to why you know exactly what he smells like.
SauronFanBoy: Well you smell of... of poo!
MisunderstoodRingMaker: *facepalm* How are you so useless?
PandaElf99: Again with the smell thing. Don't smell what you can't have little Sarry.
SauronFanBoy: SHUT UP!! I AM NOT FRICKING USELESS!!
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PandaElf99: I think that was the most dramatic thing I have ever seen...
StupidFatHobbit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY USERNAME????!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL USERNAME!!!!!
PandaElf99: I take that statement back...
StupidFatHobbit: Gollum! I know it was you!! How could you you little scumbag!!
BaldSlimyHead: You brought it on yourself...
RingBearer101: He does have a point Sam...
StupidFatHobbit: This sucks....
BaldSlimyHead: Exactly what I said.
StupidFatHobbit: But it's gonna be so long before I can change it...
BaldSlimyHead: I thought maybe we should share in the waiting *smiles sweetly*
PandaElf99: *snorts*
RingBearer101: What?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: ???
PandaElf99: Oh, sorry. Just imagining Gollum smiling sweetly..... *giggles*
StupidFatHobbit: HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA that would be scary...
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Sure wouldn't want to meet THAT face in a dark alley....
BaldSlimyHead: :'(
RingBearer101: Don't be mean to Gollum!
BaldSlimeHead: It's fine. I know where I'm not wanted...
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RingBearer101: Why are you all so horrible to him?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Because he's a creepy, slimy githead who will one day bite off your finger in a mad rush to get the Ring.
StupidFatHobbit: Exactly.
RingBearer101: Shut up. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to see if poor Gollum is alright
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StupidFatHobbit: What about poor Sam?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Oh would you just save it for someone who cares. Go cry to your Mum or something.
StupidFatHobbit: What's made you such a grumpy-pants?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Ugh.
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PandaElf99: so.
StupidFatHobbit: We're all alone.......
PandaElf99: Nope. YOU are on your own.
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StupidFatHobbit: Damn....
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IAmTheAxeman: How come they all just forgot about me...?
IAmTheAxeman: :(
IAmTheAxeman: *sighs*
IAmTheAxeman: :'(
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Hello everyone :) Not long to go before the Hobbit characters come in..... I'm really looking forward to that. If you have any usernames you think will work well then this is your chance to submit your ideas. Comment below with characters you want in, and what their usernames should be, and I'll dedicate a chapter to you if I use them :)
racheland, you will be in the next chat which will be posted on Friday, if that's alright with you?
Willow x
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Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)
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