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LeglessLegoLegolas: Set fire to your head
NotReallyDead: Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Eat medicine that's out of date
IAmNoMan: What on earth?
IAmTheAxeman: Sssh! You're disturbing the song.
YouShallNotPass: Use your private parts as pirahna bait
RingBearer101: That's a song?
LeglessLegoLegolas: Dumb ways to die!
MisunderstoodRingMaker: So many dumb ways to die
IAmTheAxeman: Dumb ways to di-i-ie
NotReallyDead: So many dumb ways to die
IAmNoMan: Oh gods.
RingBearer101: Oh! Is this that really stupid song?
IAmTheAxeman: How dare you!
LeglessLegoLegolas: Get your toast out with a fork
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Do your own electrical work
YouShallNotPass: Teach yourself how to fly
NotReallyDead: Eat a two week old unrefridgerated pie
IAmTheAxeman: Dumb ways to die
LeglessLegoLegolas: So many dumb ways to die
RingBearer101: Oh, what the hell. Dumb ways to di-i-ie!
NotReallyDead: So many dumb ways to die
IAmNoMan: Not you as well Frodo!
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Invite a psycho killer inside
YouShallNotPass: Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride
LeglessLegoLegolas: Take your helmet off in outer space
IAmTheAxeman: Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place.
RingBearer101: Dumb ways to die
NotReallyDead: So many dumb ways to die
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Dumb ways to di-i-ie
IAmNoMan: For Christ's sake. Are you still going on?
YouShallNotPass: So many dumb ways to die
LeglessLegoLegolas: Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
NotReallyDead: Sell both your kidneys on the internet
RingBearer101: Eat a tube of superglue
IAmTheAxeman: I wonder, what does this red button do?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Dumb ways to die
LeglessLegoLegolas: So many dumb ways to die
YouShallNotPass: Dumb ways to di-i-ie
NotReallyDead: So many dumb ways to die
RingBearer101: Dress up like a moose during hunting season.
IAmNoMan: Ugh. You still going?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Yeah. Duh? Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
LeglessLegoLegolas: Actually, we're stopping here.
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Why?
LeglessLegoLegolas: It's the weird train bit now.
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Ahh. I see.
IAmTheAxeman: Well, that was fun. See you later guys!
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IAmNoMan: But I wanted to talk...
IAmNoMan: Sigh...
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Nothing like a good sing song. I find it a little creepy that they knew all the lyrics- even I had to look them up.
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