Special Guest Starring
EpicDragon131 as DragonFyre123
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DragonFyre123 has logged on
HotAndGold has logged on
FabulousElvenKing has logged on
TansRStupid has logged on
DragonFyre123: Hey guyyyyyssssss
HotAndGold: Hey best friend!
DragonFyre123: Hey Smaug! What'cha up to?
FabulousElvenKing: How has SMAUG got a best friend??? I haven't even got a best friend and I'm made of rainbow dust and fabulousness.
TansRStupid: Maybe it's because you're stupid. JUST LIKE TANS.
HotAndGold: Christ mate, you need to sit down.
TansRStupid: HAH I am already sat down! Your petty insult is meaningless!
DragonFyre123: Heyyyyyyy Azog you might want to look up 'sit down' on UrbanGondorDictionary. . .
FabulousElvenKing: We can wait. . .
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Several minutes later
TansRStupid has logged on
TansRStupid: You guys are mean. . .
FabulousElvenKing: OH BOO HOO YOU LITTLE PALE ORC POO
HotAndGold: Even for you, that was lame
DragonFyre123: Agreed. . .
FabulousElvenKing: OH SHUT UP I HATE YOU ALL TO DEATH AND I HOPE YOU COME TO MY BANQUET SO I CAN CHOP YOUR HEADS OFF AND PUT THEM IN BOWLS AS DECORATION.
DragonFyre123: Okay. Even for you, that was disturbing. . .
FabulousElvenKing: *smiles sweetly and flips hair fabulously* Would all of you like to come to dinner tomorrow?
TansRStupid: . . .
HotAndGold: NO
DragonFyre123: Errrrrrr no thanks. . .
TansRStupid: Free food?
FabulousElvenKing: Sure *twirls gracefully while balancing a plate of food upon his fair, beautifully fabulous head*
TansRStupid: Actually. . . I have plans. . .
FabulousElvenKing: HOW RUDE
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DragonFyre123: I'm glad he's gone. . .
HotAndGold: Me too. I can't stand the thought of his stupid hair and his stupid crown.
DragonFyre123: I dunno. I don't like him but his crown is fabulous. . .
TansRStupid: I would like some free food now.
HotAndGold: No one cares Azog.
TansRStupid: Everyone cares.
DragonFyre123: I don't care.
TansRStupid: Yeah you do. You just don't know it yet
HotAndGold: This conversation is stupid
ImmaNinjaElf has logged on
ImmaNinjaElf: You've upset Thranduil
DragonFyre123: And?
TansRStupid: What has it got to do with us?
ImmaNinjaElf: Did you not hear me Azog? I said YOU upset thranduil
TansRStupid: Yeah I know but what do you want us to do about it?
ImmaNinjaElf: Why don't you come to dinner tomorrow. . ?
HotAndGold: do you think we're idiots?
ImmaNinjaElf: Look, thranduil has just started throwing his personal guard in the dungeons for 'looking suspicious'. He's consumed seven barrels of our strongest wine and is currently telling his own throne to 'get out and get a career'
DragonFyre123: Lol that sounds hilarious!
HotAndGold: I think we should go over there and watch
TansRStupid: Yeah!
HotAndGold: Not you, imbecile
TansRStupid: Oh.
TansRStupid has logged off looking morose.
ImmaNinjaElf: Are you coming then?
DragonFyre123: I guess. . .
HotAndGold: Well if you go I'll go too.
KingUnderTheMountain has logged on
KingUnderTheMountain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHH SSAAAAVVVEEEE USSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ImmaNinjaElf: What is your problem, Thorin?
KingUnderTheMountain: DRAGONS DRAGONS SAVE US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH DRAGONS ARE EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAHHHHH
DragonFyre123: It's just us two mate. . .
HotAndGold: Jeeze. . .
KingUnderTheMountain has logged off screaming his head off
HotAndGold: Well then. . .
ImmaNinjaElf: I'd watch out if I were you Smaug. He's coming for you
DragonFyre123: Lol that wuss is actually coming to you? LOL
HotAndGold: I'm not worried Tauriel. There is no need for me to 'watch out'
ImmaNinjaElf: Whatever. . . Are you coming to Mirkwood or not?
DragonFyre123: Ehh I've got nothing better to do
HotAndGold: See you there :)
ImmaNinjaElf: Whatever, I'm going to see Kili
DragonFyre123: See you there :)
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Hey guys, hope you enjoyed that chat! Be sure to vote or comment if you did and I will see you all next week in the next chat ;)
Willow x
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