RingBearer101 has logged on
TatersRule has logged on
HobbitHero has logged on
FoolOfATook has logged on
HobbitHero: Hey- it's been a while since it's been just us. :)
TatersRule: Yeah. Just the hobbits.
FoolOfATook: just like old times :)
RingBearer101: I can't believe you didn't capitalize that sentence.
FoolOfATook: Well I can't believe you're going out with Gollum, so I guess we're even.
TatersRule: Soo.. You and Gollum are getting on well?
FoolOfATook: What? No! I hate that slimy bastard
HobbitHero: ...he isn't talking to you peabrain.
RingBearer101: Yeah, we are. And he is not SLIMY!
FoolOfATook: Oh yeah, you'd know... ;)
RingBearer101: Shut up.
TatersRule: So do you actually like him?
RingBearer101: I do. I think I might be falling in love... <3
HobbitHero: Erm... We didn't want to tell you, but EWWWWW
FoolOfATook: I mean, have you seen Gollum? Actually, have you met Gollum? He's a filthy lying scumbag!
RingBearer101: You guys don't understand. He had a really bad childhood...
TatersRule: That doesn't mean you have to go out with him...
RingBearer101: He's really sweet once you get to know him.
FoolOfATook: Have you forgotten that he tried to get Shelob to eat you??
RingBearer101: He's had some bad patches...
HobbitHero: He tried to f**king kill you!
RingBearer101: We've all done things we regret...
TatersRule: I regret teasing my little sister. Fine. But murder?
RingBearer101: He didn't succeed.
FoolOfATook: But that doesn't make a difference! Whether or not he succeeded is an entirely different matter.
RingBearer101: Maybe he didn't succeed because he didn't want succeed.
HobbitHero: This is hopeless...
TatersRule: Look, as friends who want you safe, we say, break up with Gollum.
RingBearer101: None of you understand. We're like... Romeo and Juliet. Forbidden love!
RingBearer101 has logged off
HobbitHero: But Romeo and Juliet ended up dead?
FoolOfATook: Plus it was a satire, not a love story.
TatersRule: How the hell do we know about Romeo and Juliet? We're hobbits??
HobbitHero: Oh yeah...
DoingMyBestDad has logged on
DoingMyBestDad: I'm soo HAPPY! I'm the HAPPIEST man on earth :)
FoolOfATook: That's nice...
TatersRule: Eowyn?
DoingMyBestDad: Yes. She's the best, most sweet, most fiery, most beautiful maiden in all the land <3
HobbitHero: Fiery eh? ;)
FoolOfATook: Shut up Merry.
DoingMyBestDad: But you know what's best of all?
TatersRule: nope
HobbitHero: What?
FoolOfATook: I'm on tenderhooks... *sarcasm*
HobbitHero: Shut up Pippin.
TatersRule: Shut up both of you. You've ruined the suspense.
FoolOfATook: Sorry. What was it Faramir?
DoingMyBestDad: She makes me feel important, and like a hero, instead of a failure :)
MadBadDad has logged on
MadBadDad: You're still a failure Faramir. No girl can change that.
DoingMyBestDad: You know what? I'm sick of you calling me a failure, telling me I'm rubbish, asking why I can't be more like Boromir. I'm sick of it.
MadBadDad: Don't talk to me like that!
HobbitHero: Whoo!! Carry on Faramir!
TatersRule: *Eats popcorn*
DoingMyBestDad: I don't need your approval anymore. I'm my own man, and I won't stand for this.
-DoingMyBestDad has changed his screen name to GondorGuy345-
GondorGuy345: See? I don't care what you think anymore.
MadBadDad: Whatever. I'm going to get a random low-ranking soldier to sing to me while I eat.
MadBadDad has logged off
FoolOfATook: Oh. That's me. Guess I have to go sing now. Bye :/
FoolOfATook has logged off
GondorGuy345: I feel so liberated!
TatersRule: Yay.
GondorGuy345: Like, I feel really awesome.
TatersRule: Yay.
GondorGuy345: I'm finally freeeeeeeeee!!
TatersRule: Yay.
GondorGuy345: I am rid of that horrible grumpy old man!! Forever! XD
TatersRule: Yay.
GondorGuy345: Whoooooooooooooo!!!!
TatersRule: Yay.
GondorGuy345: I'm gonna go tell Eowyn :)
TatersRule: Yay.
GondorGuy345 has logged off
HobbitHero: Are you ok Sam? I sense bitterness...
TatersRule: Everyone's happy but me...
TatersRule has logged off in a grump
HobbitHero: Oh dear...
HobbitHero has logged off
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Hey everyone :)
So now Faramir has a new username- GondorGuy345. I'm not sure if it's right for him though? So I though you guys might have some waay better awesome ideas for it! Comment below with your idea, and I'll dedicate this chapter to the winner :)
Willow x
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Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)
FanfictionWarning: This is NOT a serious piece of literature! This is a (hopefully) funny chatroom story, with the Lord of the Rings characters! If you want a bit of a laugh, read on. If you want a structured critical essay, why the hell are you on Wattpad? ...
