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username658912 as silverharp13
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ShiningStar_X has logged on
SilverTreeLord has logged on
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IAmTheAxeman: I have not graced this chatroom with my presence for many eons. Much has changed.
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Shut up you boorish dwarf
silverharp13: Well that wasn't very nice
ShiningStar_X: I am unhappy.
SilverTreeLord: And why would that be, your most dramaticness
IAmTheAxeman: Does that even make sense Celeborn??
SilverTreeLord: Shut it dwarf
silverharp13: Why are you so mean to Gimli?
SilverTreeLord: Who even are you?
silverharp13: i am Narawen the fair, of the elven race.
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Am i supposed to be impressed?
silverharp13: What's that supposed to mean?
ShiningStar_X: WOULD YOU ALL STOP YOUR POINTLESS BICKERING AND LISTEN TO ME FOR GOD'S SAKE
SilverTreeLord: Of course, my Lady Galadriel
silverharp13: Okay whatever
IAmTheAxeman: She's a little demanding. . .
ShiningStar_X: I am unhappy because the colour green no longer exists
SilverTreeLord: What? of course it does!
IAmTheAxeman: Mad as well as demanding. . .
silverharp13: Umm. . . You are sitting in the midst of thousands of trees. Methinks green exists.
ShiningStar_X: It is all an elaborate trick, devised by Sauron. Isn't that right?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Okaaay. . . Yes then. I TOTALLY made the colour green no longer exist.
ShiningStar_X: THEREFORE ANYONE WHO CLAIMS TO BE ABLE TO SEE THE COLOUR GREEN WILL BE EXECUTED ON THE SUSPICIONS OF ENEMY INVOLVEMENT
silverharp13: What was I talking about? Of course you can't see any green. What even is green? I don't know. . .
SilverTreeLord: no, I have no idea what green is either. Complete mystery. . .
MisunderstoodRingMaker: This is wacked
IAmTheAxeman: Well, i sense things will be better for me if I just log off now.
IAmTheAxeman has logged off
silverharp13: Celeborn, do you know what green is?
SilverTreeLord: Nope. How about you Sauron?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Ugh. Galadriel, surely even you can see that these two imbeciles are lying to protect themselves
ShiningStar_X: You have a point. . .
silverharp13: I assure you ma'am, Sauron knows nothing of us. And we know nothing of the colour green.
SilverTreeLord: If green is, in fact, a colour.
ShiningStar_X: Your lies stand out like blood on white fabric. I will have you both killed.
SilverTreeLord: Wait!
ShiningStar_X: Tootles!
ShiningStar_X has logged off, humming tunelessly to herself and giggling about how she gave Sam some tenth-best rope for a gift
silverharp13: SAURON!!
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Yes
silverharp13: *smiles sweetly* I would stay very, very still right now
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Why?
silverharp13: *whispers* Because I'm coming to kill you
MisunderstoodRingMaker has logged off
SilverTreeLord: Well, I'm going to hide.
silverharp13: I'll join you, after I've finished this bit of 'business'
SilverTreeLord has logged off
silverharp13 has logged off
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Hey guys, thanks so much for reading and voting and commenting! This book currently has over 71K reads, which is absolutely crazy. I cannot believe it, and I'm having to avoid looking at my stats for fear of launching into an energetic happy dance, accompanied by high pitched squealing.
Thank you to everyone who has asked to be in it, and is being so very patient waiting for their slot. I may try to put more than one person in a chat so as to decrease the waiting time. Would you mind that?
Willow x
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Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)
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