Hehehe chat 69. . .
God I'm such a twelve-year-old-boy. . .
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MisunderstoodRingMaker has logged on
SauronFanBoy has logged on
PaleIsSexy has logged on
MisunderstoodRingMaker: i now call this Evil meeting session to order!
PaleIsSexy: awesome, let's do this ;)
SauronFanBoy: You are so gayyy Wormtongue. . .
PaleIsSexy: Well you're actually gay soooo
SauronFanBoy: Are you insulting gay people??? HOMOPHOBE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
MisunderstoodRingMaker: *facepalms* Shut up!
PaleIsSexy: Sorry. . .
SauronFanBoy: Go on then, what's the grand plan :)
MisunderstoodRingMaker: ONE: Evil will not use happy emoticons. New rule okay?
PaleIsSexy: THAT IS NOT FAIR OMFG THAT'S A BREACH OF MY RIGHTS
SauronFanBoy: ;) :)
MisunderstoodRingMaker: I could kill you both right now without batting an eyelid. . .
PaleIsSexy: ...........totally fair absolutely sorry about that omg such a good new rule
SauronFanBoy: FINE. NO MORE NICE SMILEY FACES :(
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Good.
PaleIsSexy: So what's next on the Evil Agenda of Doom, your most Sinisterness
MisunderstoodRingMaker: TWO: Don't call me 'your most Sinisterness'
SauronFanBoy: What about your most evil Dankness?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: No!
PaleIsSexy: How about. . . Your most dark Evilishnous?
SauronFanBoy: What even Wormtongue?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: SHUT IT BOTH OF YOU!! JUST CALL ME SAURON, OR MAYBE THE DARK LORD
SauronFanBoy: The Dark Lord is from Harry Potter. . .
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Ohhh yeahhh. I was reading it earlier. . . Whatever, it sounds good so call me it anyway.
PaleIsSexy: alright, Dark Lord. What's next?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: THREE: my evil plan MWA HA HA HAAAA
SauronFanBoy: We're finally getting to the good bit ;)
MisunderstoodRingMaker: I will curse all those that oppose us so that they will type on this chatroom like idiots!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
PaleIsSexy: Hate to say it, but how does that benefit us. . ?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Well, DUH!! It makes them look stupid and feel stupid and have low self-esteem.
SauronFanBoy: well they're not exactly just going to drop dead of under-confidence are they?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Well, no obvs. But then we attack them and they'll be so upset they won't be able to fight us. . .
PaleIsSexy: This is, of course, assuming they are all as insecure as you, Dark Lord.
SauronFanBoy: Omg!! Did you just call The Dark Lord insecure??????
MisunderstoodRingMaker: ....... I'm not. . . Not insecure
PaleIsSexy: Ha! Double negative means you are!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA GOT YOUUUU
MisunderstoodRingMaker: You've left your television on Wormtongue. You should turn that off while you're typing to save power
PaleIsSexy: You can see me. . . Ooohhhhhh
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Would you mind putting some pants on as well. . . You know. . .
SauronFanBoy: *tuts*
PaleIsSexy: Shut up!!
MisunderstoodRingMaker: That's better ;)
HotAndGold has logged on
HotAndGold: An Evil meeting??? Why was I not invited??
PaleIsSexy: Cause ur a dragon. . .
HotAndGold: Racist. . .
MisunderstoodRingMaker: SHUT IT WORMTONGUE
HotAndGold: You must be Sauron then.
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Yes, yes I am.
HotAndGold: I have a suggestion about your whole evil plan thingy
SauronFanBoy: What could you suggest that the Dark Lord couldn't???
HotAndGold: Plenty.
PaleIsSexy: RUDE!!
HotAndGold: Anyhoo, I think you should skip the whole curse bit and just attack.
MisunderstoodRingMaker: .......right.
HotAndGold: well the curse will only mildly annoy them so it's pretty useless tbt.
SauronFanBoy: What does tbt mean??
PaleIsSexy: Trolls Being Testy OMG HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT????
HotAndGold: It actually means Truth Be Told sooo....
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Please stop arguing. . .
HotAndGold: I AM THE MIGHTY SMAUG!
PaleIsSexy: Your username is based off of a Katy Perry song. . .
SauronFanBoy: Very mighty. . .
HotAndGold: SHE IS A GODDESS DON'T INSULT MY BAE
MisunderstoodRingMaker: I give up. . .
MisunderstoodRingMaker has logged off
PaleIsSexy: I've had enough of this loser Saruman, let's go!
SauronFanBoy: Yeah! Meet you at the ring of pink fluffy mushrooms that are oddly moist when you stroke them?
PaleIsSexy: Sure whatever. . .
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PaleIsSexy has logged off
HotAndGold: And they call me a loser. . .
HotAndGold has logged off, humming an indistinct tune that may or may not be 'Hot and Cold' by Katy Perry
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Hey everyone!! Hope you enjoyed this chat- it was super fun to write ;)
Willow xx
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