Special Guest Starring
jkissoawesome as Elf_ForEva
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HobbitHero: GAH! Why are there always so many elves on here? It's like you all live here. . .
ImmaNinjaElf: Maybe we do
Elf_ForEva: How would you know anyway?
HobbitHero: I mean, I like elves, but SOMEONE else would be nice.
ShiningStar_X: What could be better than elves?
HobbitHero: I just need a change, that's all.
FishyDeath has logged on
FishyDeath: Like me?!
HobbitHero: Who are you???
FishyDeath: Deagol. I'm Deagol.
Elf_ForEva: Has anyone even ever seen him before?
FabulousElvenKing: Well I don't know. The girl writing this has no idea so how would I know?
Elf_ForEva: Well that's disappointing. . .
FishyDeath: So should I stay then, for the change Merry wanted?
HobbitHero: *exchanges glances with elves* No.
ImmaNinjaElf: No.
ShiningStar_X: No.
FabulousElvenKing: No.
Elf_ForEva: I think you should go. . .
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HobbitHero: Ahh forget it, I'll just get Pip to come on. . .
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Elf_ForEva: Fun. . .
ShiningStar_X: You know what would be REAL funny?
FabulousElvenKing: What?
ShiningStar_X: If your face turned into a mushroom! Wouldn't that be hilarious??????!!!!!!
Elf_ForEva: Galadriel. . . Are you feeling okay?
ShiningStar_X: Don't you agree Thrandy-bear that it would be funny?
FabulousElvenKing: Errrrrrr yeah my lady I guess?
ShiningStar_X: Good cuz if you didn't I'd kill you *laughs daintily*
ImmaNinjaElf: How do you laugh daintily???
ShiningStar_X: You either can or you can't. . .
FabulousElvenKing: My face is all puffy. . .
Elf_ForEva: I have a real bad feeling about this. . .
FabulousElvenKing: MY MOUTH HAS DISAPPEARED WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
ShiningStar_X: I thought you said it'd be funny if your face turned into a mushroom????
FabulousElvenKing: WHAT?? GALADRIEL ARE YOU INSANE???
Elf_ForEva: Quite possible. . .
ImmaNinjaElf: Lol I gotta see this in real life. . .
FabulousElvenKing: MY EYEBROWS!! NOT MY EYEBROWS
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FabulousElvenKing: NOT MY DARK, THICK LUSCIOUS EYEBROWS! GALADRIEL YOU MUST STOP THIS MADNESS
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FoolOfATook has logged on
FoolOfATook: What is going on here?
HobbitHero: I don't even know. . . It was all normal when I left, I promise!
FabulousElvenKing: WHO CARES MY EYEBROWS ARE DISAPPEARING
LeglessLegoLegolas has logged on
LeglessLegoLegolas: FATHERRRRRRRR!!!
ShiningStar_X: I thought you said it'd be funny. . .
FabulousElvenKing: I can't seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee goof thandg o leaeyt to tjough tpe
Elf_ForEva: Right! That's enough. Galadriel, put him back.
ShiningStar_X: Well it's funny so no
Elf_ForEva: Well it ain't funny anymore. Put him BACK.
ShiningStar_X: *pouts* No, shan't.
Elf_ForEva: NOW.
ShiningStar_X: . . ..fine. . .
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FoolOfATook: That was impressive. . .
Elf_ForEva: Thank you ;)
LeglessLegoLegolas: No, thank you. My father would have hated to have a mushroom head. . .
ImmaNinjaElf has logged on
ImmaNinjaElf: Thranduil is all back to normal now :)
Elf_ForEva: Well that's good.
HobbitHero: How about we all go for a meal together?
FoolOfATook: I hear the Queen's Banana does excellent smoothies?
Elf_ForEva: Let's go there then!
FabulousElvenKing: Normally I hate to socialise with peasants, but I suppose this is a special occasion. . .
LeglessLegoLegolas: That means yes, he's coming and thank you very much, by the way ;)
Elf_ForEva: I shall see you all there!
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I'm not sure what happened there. . . Let us never speak of it again.
Willow x
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Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)
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