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HobbitHero: How'd your date with Gollum go last night Frodo?
RingBearer101: It was AMAZING! We went to this lovely sushi place, and then we went for a moonlit walk. He took me to all his favourite manky pools...
YouShallNotPass: That sounds... fun...
RingBearer101: It was the best night of my life :)
InspiringLeader: Was there any... you know... stuff
RingBearer101: Well, we may have kissed a little...
ElvenPrincess: You kissed GOLLUM?! Ewww....
RingBearer101: Admittedly his tongue is a little slimy, but in a really good way :)
InspiringLeader: You kissed with tongues?! Ewwww...
RingBearer101: Oh shut up.
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IAmNoMan: At least he had fun...
X_Strider_X: I feel sorry for Sam...
YouShallNotPass: Yeah...
HobbitHero: That reminds me! I promised Sam I'd tell him what happened on the date.
IAmNoMan: Couldn't he just ask Frodo himself?
HobbitHero: He's a bit upset over this Frollum thing...
InspiringLeader: Frollum?
ElvenPrincess: Frodo + Gollum you dumbass
X_Strider_X: I can see what Elrond means...
ElvenPrincess: Not you as well!
HobbitHero: ... I'm gonna go find Sam...
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X_Strider_X: Elrond's been coming after me, saying I'm a bad influence on you.
ElvenPrincess: Boo hoo for you.
X_Strider_X: Look. Arwen, you have been acting a little odd lately.
ElvenPrincess: So what if I have?? You aren't my FATHER!
X_Strider_X: Hey, chill. I just want to know if you're ok. Want to talk about it?
ElvenPrincess: NEVER!!!!! I DON'T NEED YOUR WELL-INTENTIONED HELp... actually that would be good.
X_Strider_X: Alright. Do you want me to come over?
ElvenPrincess: How do you know where I am? CREEP.
X_Strider_X: Arwen. I'm your boyfriend.
ElvenPrincess: Oh yeah. Alright- come over.
InspiringLeader: YAAAAAAAYYY!!!
IAmNoMan: ... I do not know who this man is...
YouShallNotPass: O.o
X_Strider_X: O.o
ElvenPrincess: What the f**k?? Theodin?
InspiringLeader: I'm just happy for you...
IAmNoMan: I have never been so embarrassed in my life...
ElvenPrincess: Whatever losers. You coming Aragorn?
X_Strider_X: Yes. But don't call them losers. Those are your friends.
ElvenPrincess: Oh yeah. Bye.
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IAmNoMan: Theodin? What were you thinking??
InspiringLeader: I told you. I'm happy.
IAmNoMan: Then you are NOT coming to my wedding...
InspiringLeader: There's a wedding? You're getting MARRIED?!
IAmNoMan: Chill. Me and Faramir aren't ready yet.
YouShallNotPass: Soo... How is Faramir?
IAmNoMan: Oh he's wonderful. *giggles girlishly*
InspiringLeader: I'm still not happy about the two of you going out...
YouShallNotPass: Careful Theodin- you'll turn into Elrond!
IAmNoMan: Haha lol look what a mess Arwen is in.
InspiringLeader: Not sure I'm that bad yet...
IAmNoMan: I feel sorry for Arwen. She must feel so smothered...
YouShallNotPass: Oh welll...
InspiringLeader: I've got to go. My troops morale is very high, so I think it's time for one of my hopeless speeches :)
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IAmNoMan: Phew. Glad he's gone. Now I know how Arwen feels.
YouShallNotPass: Lol- see ya :)
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WiseOldElf: Not funny...
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Hey guys :)
I was wondering if you might want to check out my *proper* book The Heart of the Elves? I'd really love some more readers, and also constructive feedback. Because I know that my book can be improved, but I'm not sure where to start? So if you guys would do that for me I'd love it. But if you don't want to then I don't mind :)
Willow x
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Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)
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