PaleIsSexy has logged on
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YouShallNotPass: Theodin king! I must have a horse.
InspiringLeader: You have always been Rohan's ally, Gandalf the Grey. I don't see why not.
PaleIsSexy: No, Milord! Gandalf has done a most terrible deed.
YouShallNotPass: I CANNOT believe everyone is STILL going on about this.
InspiringLeader: About what?
PaleIsSexy: He gave a magic lesson to the hobbits.
InspiringLeader: What's wrong with that?
PaleIsSexy: Only wizards can use magic.
YouShallNotPass: Look. It is not that bad, ok.
InspiringLeader: Well, it was a pretty mean thing to do.
PaleIsSexy: Exactly, Milord.
YouShallNotPass: Come on!
InspiringLeader: But not my problem. You shall have your horse.
PaleIsSexy: Nooooooooooooo!
InspiringLeader: Calm down, Wormtongue.
YouShallNotPass: Thank you, Theodin king.
InspiringLeader: Take whichever horse you desire. Just not Shadowfax.
YouShallNotPass: As you wish, milord.
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PaleIsSexy: I don't believe it.
InspiringLeader: What?
PaleIsSexy: He's taken Shadowfax!
InspiringLeader: Gandalf will pay!
PaleIsSexy: That's the spirit, Milord.
InspiringLeader: I declare, WAR!
PaleIsSexy: Nope. Too far.
InspiringLeader: Really?
PaleIsSexy: Yeah.
InspiringLeader: Okay. Then I declare him an enemy of Rohan.
PaleIsSexy: Better.
SauronFanBoy has logged on
PaleIsSexy: Great.
SauronFanBoy: What?
PaleIsSexy: Oh, nothing.
SauronFanBoy: You do realise that I can report you to Sauron for being horrible.
PaleIsSexy: No, you report to the next highest authority.
SauronFanBoy: Which for me, is Sauron.
PaleIsSexy: Nope. I'm his second in command now. You're third.
SauronFanBoy: Lies!
PaleIsSexy: No. so what did you want to report to me?
SauronFanBoy: I want to report to Sauron, because I am his second in command.
InspiringLeader: I'm sure you're both excellent servants of the evil force who I hate with a passion.
PaleIsSexy: I'm better!
SauronFanBoy: I'm best!
InspiringLeader: Well, I'll leave you two girls to your bickering.
InspiringLeader has logged off
SauronFanBoy: WE ARE NOT GIRLS AND WE DON'T BICKER!
PaleIsSexy: Jeeze. Calm down...
SauronFanBoy: Ugh.
PaleIsSexy: Now this is why Sauron demoted you. You are such a drama queen.
SauronFanBoy: He so would have told me though.
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SauronFanBoy: Sauron! Please tell me this isn't true!
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Yes. It's true.
SauronFanBoy: Are you going to break up with me?
PaleIsSexy: Wait. You go out?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: We never 'went out', we just had some random nights.
SauronFanBoy: Random nights?! Didn't they mean anything to you?
MiunderstoodRingMaker: Nope.
SauronfanBoy has logged off crying.
MisunderstoodRingMaker: What a crybaby.
PaleIsSexy: Actually, I think he is allowed to cry now. You did just break up with him in the most horrible way.
MisunderstoodRingMaker: True. Now, do you think the colour purple would suit me?
PaleIsSexy: Why?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Well, I'm ordering this suit online, and it's purple. What do you think?
PaleIsSexy: I think I need to see it.
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Come over- the door's open!
PaleIsSexy: See you!
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RingBearer101: The door is open?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Ahuh. Yep.
RingBearer101: Thanks. I'll come over then, and destroy you. Mwa ha ha haa!
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MisunderstoodRingMaker: What was THAT?
MisunderstoodRingMaker has logged off
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Operation DestroySauronBecauseHisDoorIsOpen is go!
I really need to get better at code-naming operations...
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Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)
FanficWarning: This is NOT a serious piece of literature! This is a (hopefully) funny chatroom story, with the Lord of the Rings characters! If you want a bit of a laugh, read on. If you want a structured critical essay, why the hell are you on Wattpad? ...
