Special Guest Starring:
love_ejh as Rosie Cotton as Shire_Girl_
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KingUnderTheMountain: Well. What a good party it was last night.
WiseOldDwarf: Shame about Bilbo's dishcloths.
PlaitMaster283: No no no they weren't dishcloths. They were crochet.
KingUnderTheMountain: True true.
PlaitMaster283: Mr Bilbo is rather particular about such things.......
WiseOldDwarf: Well yes. It was a good party :)
Fooooooood: Not enough food.
KingUnderTheMountain: You ALWAYS say that though........
StupidFatHobbit: Didn't you eat four whole cheese blocks???
Fooooooood: Yes. Not enough.
Shire_Girl_: Wow. An appetite or what?
StupidFatHobbit: Who're you?
Shire_Girl_: Rosie Cotton. Heard you talking about this chatroom at the bar. Thought I'd give it a go :)
StupidFatHobbit: Ohhhh Hi Rosei :)
StupidFatHobbit: Noooo I misspelled your name!! Sorry sorry. Rosie.
Shire_Girl_: Don't worry about it :)
KingUnderTheMountain: I'm thinking of buying a summer home in the Shire.
PlaitMaster283: But... where will you get the money?? The markets shot right up!
Fooooooood: This new home better have an enormous pantry......
WiseOldDwarf: Fili's right. What about the money??
KingUnderTheMountain: Well, once we get our gold back, we'll have all the money we could ever want :)
Shire_Girl_: If you'll have tons of money I'd take a look at Westbury Close. Got a nice few large hobbit holes- just built, not all sold yet :)
StupidFatHobbit: Actually, maybe folk like you would be better Over-the-water. Hobbits aren't usually acustomed to dwarves living next door......
PlaitMaster283: Guess they'll have to become acustomed haha :D
Shire_Girl_: Sam......
StupidFatHobbit: Yeah?
Shire_Girl_: Do you want to change your username???
StupidFatHobbit: Can't. Gollum changed it, and you have to wait six months before changing it again :(
Shire_Girl_: I know a way you can change it before then........
StupidFatHobbit: Tell me pleeeeease!!!
Shire_Girl_: Not here. Gollum might see. Come over to mine tonight. My shift ends at midnight so I'll be home late.
StupidFatHobbit: I don't know where you live....
Shire_Girl_: You'll just have to walk me home then ;)
StupidFatHobbit: Okay :)
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StupidFatHobbit: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!
PlaitMaster283: Now that is cute.
KingUnderTheMountain: I wonder what else he'll get up to.......
StupidFatHobbit: Only what she wants. I'm not.......
WiseOldDwarf: pushy? Ahhh you are wise.
KingUnderTheMountain: What? But if you don't push.....?
PlaitMaster283: Let's all remember that Thorin has never been able to keep a girlfriend......
KingUnderTheMountain: Shut up!!
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StupidFatHobbit: No girlfriend? Surprising considering some of his fans call him Thorin Dreamboatshield....... [A/n: I'll explain at the end]
WiseOldDwarf: It's his thirst for revenge. Puts people off sometimes.
PlaitMaster283: He'll find someone though :)
Fooooooood: maybe a baker's daughter so she can bake cakes and breads and CROISSANTS!!!
StupidFatHobbit: Food obsessed?
Fooooooood: Of course. EAT ALL THE THINGS
StupidFatHobbit: Of course.......
PlaitMaster283: I suppose I'd better apologise to Thorin.
WiseOldDwarf: He holds serious grudges.
PlaitMaster283: Grudge problems.....
WiseOldDwarf: I'll go with you :)
PlaitMaster283: Thanks :)
WiseoldDwarf: Coming Bombur?
Fooooooood: Yeah all right
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StupidFatHobbit: Better go get ready for Rosie!
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ShortSexyDwarf: Have you seen Tauriel anywhere?
StupidFatHobbit: No sorry
ShortSexyDwarf: Good luck on your date with Rosie :)
StupidFatHobbit: Thanks......
ShortSexyDwarf: I read up the chat. Chill Sam, I'm not a stalker haha
StupidFatHobbit: Oh! Sorry.. Hope you find Tauriel :)
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Okay. I'll explain about the Thorin Dreamboatshield thing. Has anyone heard of an AMAZING author called Sarah Rees Brennan? Well, she wrote a short parody comedy thing of the Hobbit movies 1 and 2. It's so freaking funny, and can be found on her blog so check it out if you haven't already.
*fanfare*
I am posting my new book today!!!!! It's called "Vicious Power" and I'm unbelievably excited about it. The first chapter has been so much fun to write, plus I think you guys will love it! I have a really good feeling about it anyways haha! So check that out if you have time, maybe leave a comment telling me what you think of the idea :)
SO EXCITED!!!!!
Willow x
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Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)
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