Special Guest Starring:
NoleyBartruff as Kili4ever
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Kili4ever: Hey everyone!
ShortSexyDwarf: Who're you?
PlaitMaster283: LOL Kili has a stalker fan Kili has a stalker fan!
KingUnderTheMountain: Don't be so mean, Fili. And use proper grammar.
PlaitMaster283: Since when did you get all responsible?
Kili4ever: Just shut up Fili. It's Lumina, remember? Your friend?
PlaitMaster283: How do I know it's you?
Kili4ever: God Fili. I'm half-human, half-elf.
PlaitMaster283: Oh wait, I was thinking of another Lumina. You're the one with a crush on Kili!
Kili4ever: Ssssh!!
ShortSexyDwarf: What, Lumina?
TatersRule: It's all coming out now. . .
Fooooooood: Whatever. Thorin, will you get more cheese in? I ate the last ten rounds.
KingUnderTheMountain: There were like fifty of them a couple of days ago? You ate them all?!
Fooooooood: Ya, but will you get me more??!
Kili4ever: Oh God you lazy eejit. Would ya just go and buy it yourself?
PlaitMaster283: Don't talk to Bombur like that!
Fooooooood: No, it's fine. I see where I'm not wanted.
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Kili4ever: Finally.
ShortSexyDwarf: .......You have a crush on me???
TatersRule: How slow are you?
KingUnderTheMountain: Shut it Sam.
TatersRule: But. . .
PlaitMaster283: Sorry for letting that slip, Lumina.
Kili4ever: I'm going to murder you Fili.
ShortSexyDwarf: Since you've said it, I might as well admit that I like you too. . .
Kili4ever: On second thoughts, I forgive you Fili.
KingUnderTheMountain: Well Fili, Kili and I have to go now as we promised Dis we'd go for lunch. Nice talking though ;)
PlaitMaster283: Oh fine. Bye guys :(
ShortSexyDwarf: Bye. . . :*
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TatersRule: Hey slimeball.
SlimyBaldHead: Sam? How did you change your name????? TELL ME!!
Kili4ever: Is that Gollum?
TatersRule: Yup. I changed his username.
SlimyBaldHead: It WAS AN AWFUL THING TO DO
Kili4ever: Sounds hilarious!
SlimyBaldHead: IT WAS NOT FUNNY!! NOW TELL ME HOW YOU CHANGED YOURS BACK!!
TatersRule: Lol Rosie told me ;)
SlimyBaldHead: Then maybe Rosie and I need to have a little chat. . .
TatersRule: NO! If you lay a single, filthy hand on her then I'll gut you, make no mistake.
Kili4ever: I'll help you with that ;)
SlimyBaldHead: FINE. I'll find someone else to help me.
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TatersRule: Well, I'd best be off.
Kili4ever: Me too. See ya!
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Hey everybody!! Hope you enjoyed this chat, and I'll see you next week ;)
Willow x
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