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MisunderstoodRingMaker: Ring Bearer! I have a bone to pick with you!
RingBearer101: I have a name you know...
PaleIsSexy: Do not be insolent Ring Bearer!
RingBearer101: Whoa. Jeeze. who got you so worked up?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Oh shut up.
RingBearer101: So what did you want to say to me?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: WHY DID YOU INVADE MY TOWER?
RingBearer101: *shrugs* Your door was open...
MisunderstoodRingMaker: And that's a reason??? Can't anyone leave their door open to get some air in these days?
RingBearer101: Apparently not...
PaleIsSexy: Didn't I tell you to be nicer to Sauron?
RingBearer101: Shut up Wormtongue. Nobody cares.
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Oh hey Saruman- why so silent?
SauronFanBoy: Finally you notice me...
PaleIsSexy: Something happen between you two?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Oh nothing much.
SauronFanBoy: Nothing much? NOTHING MUCH??? YOU BROKE UP WITH ME! IN FRONT OF ALL YOUR ASSEMBLED ARMIES, YOU BROKE UP WITH ME!
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Oh yeah. I thought I told you that the only reason I did that was because the orcs were beginning to think I was gay.
SauronFanBoy: And what's wrong with being gay?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Nothing! It's just the orcs are all a little homophobic. They weren't really taking me seriously. But now they are, so it's all good :)
SauronFanBoy: It's all good?! You broke up with me to impress your army?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Only fake break-up. We're still together, dumbass ;)
SauronFanBoy: Really? :)
PaleIsSexy: What?!
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Of course we're still together. I love you Saruman :)
SauronFanBoy: I love you too :D
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Do you want to go and slay some innocent people together?
SauronFanBoy: Yes! That sounds wonderful :)
PaleIsSexy: Can I come?
SauronFanBoy: No!
MisunderstoodRingMaker: No!
SauronFanBoy: It's a date Wormtongue. A date. For two people. Get it?
PaleIsSexy: Fine.
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MisunderstoodRingMaker: That bastard. You totally got him though :)
SauronFanBoy: I guess I did :)
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Meet you in five?
SauronFanBoy: Sure :)
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RingBearer101: Squealing excitedly?
RingBearer101: Boy do I not want to know what that sounds like.
RingBearer101: That was quite a bit of drama.
RingBearer101: I'm quite glad they got back together properly to be honest.
RingBearer101: Sam said he'd be on here by now...
RingBearer101: Where is he???
RingBearer101: #alone
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TatersRule: Damn it!
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That hashtag was for you. You know who you are :)
Willow x
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Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)
FanfictionWarning: This is NOT a serious piece of literature! This is a (hopefully) funny chatroom story, with the Lord of the Rings characters! If you want a bit of a laugh, read on. If you want a structured critical essay, why the hell are you on Wattpad? ...
