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X_Strider_X: Alone at last!
ElvenPrincess: Yes, my brave Ranger.
X_Strider_X: I love you Arwen.
ElvenPrincess: I love you too Striderkins
X_Strider_X: My angelheart
ElvenPrincess: My sweetiepie
X_Strider_X: My beautiful
ElvenPrincess: I love you so much, my star
X_Strider_X: I love you too, and I miss you so much.
ElvenPrincess: I miss you more
X_Strider_X: No, I miss you more <3
ElvenPrincess: I miss you more, my love
X_Strider_X: My little Arwen-wen
ElvenPrincess: My little Striderkins
-MisunderstoodRingMaker has turned off invisible-
-SauronFanBoy has turned off invisible-
-WiseOldElf has turned off invisible-
X_Strider_X: Sauron?! Saruman?!
ElvenPrincess: Father!
MisunderstoodRingMaker: My poor ears!
SauronFanBoy: Thank goodness it's over.
X_Strider_X: If it hurts your ears, then don't eavesdrop!
ElvenPrincess: Father. Why are you spying on me?!
WiseOldElf: To keep you safe, my darling.
X_Strider_X: She's MY darling!
ElvenPrincess: Aragorn. That's my Dad.
X_Strider_X: Oh yeah, I forgot.
ElvenPrincess: Father. We need to have words! Meet me in my chambers. NOW.
WiseOldElf: Yes Arwen.
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X_Strider_X: Now you two have some explaining to do. Why were you eavesdropping?
SauronFanBoy: I wasn't dropping no eaves!
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TatersRule: Hey! That's my line.
SauronFanBoy: Not anymore it ain't!
TatersRule: You're mean...
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MisunderstoodRingMaker: Anyway. It's a public chat.
X_Strider_X: But you were invisible, which counts as eavesdropping because me and Arwen didn't know you were there.
SauronFanBoy: I actually feel kinda sick. I kind of wish we hadn't done the invisible thing.
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Ugh. Weakling.
SauronFanBoy: I AM NOT A WEAKLING. WHEN WE'RE IN BED, I'M ALMOST ALWAYS ON TOP!
X_Strider_X: Does that even prove anything?
X_Strider_X: Wait. You go to bed with each other?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Ignore Saruman.
SauronFanBoy: Oh, playing hard to get are we?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: No!
X_Strider_X: Ewww....
SauronFanBoy: Look who's talking!
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ElvenPrincess: Right. That's Dad taken care of.
ElvenPrincess: Sauron and Saruman sleep together?
ElvenPrincess: Ewww....
X_Strider_X: That's what I said!
ElvenPrincess: That is SO weird!
MisunderstoodRingMaker: We don't sleep together. Saruman just made that up because he confuses fantasy and real life.
SauronFanBoy: I DID NOT MAKE IT UP! YOU ARE JUST IN DENIAL!
ElvenPrincess: Come on Aragorn. Let's finish wooing each other somewhere private.
X_Strider_X: Our special bridge in Rivendell?
ElvenPrincess: See you there, sweetpea!
X_Strider_X: Not if I see you first!
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MisunderstoodRingMaker: We really need to talk Saruman.
SauronFanBoy: Uh oh. Are you going to break up with me?
MisunderstoodRingMaker: Just meet me at my Dark Tower.
SauronFanBoy: *sighs* Okay.
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FoolOfATook: *rubs hands together in glee* More gossip!
-HobbitHero has turned off invisible-
HobbitHero: You were in Glee? When?
FoolOfATook: No! Glee as in happiness, dumbass.
HobbitHero: Peregrin Took! Do not make me report you!
FoolOfATook: Hahaha Like you'd report me.
HobbitHero: Yeah. You just see right through me.
FoolOfATook: Prancing Pony?
HobbitHero: Half six?
FoolOfATook: See you there :)
HobbitHero: See you!
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The lesson? Never say private stuff on a chat- even if it looks like no-one else is on.
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Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)
FanfictionWarning: This is NOT a serious piece of literature! This is a (hopefully) funny chatroom story, with the Lord of the Rings characters! If you want a bit of a laugh, read on. If you want a structured critical essay, why the hell are you on Wattpad? ...
