Special Guest Starring
Rose_Willow as (shocker) Rose_Willow
Enjoy :)
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Rose_Willow: Hello!
YouShallNotPass: Oh God. Are you ANOTHER Legolas fangirl? Because I'm afraid he's in quarantine
Rose_Willow: What?
RingBearer101: GANDALF! This is my girlfriend!
YouShallNotPass: Oh. . . I see
RhosgobelRabbitsRule: but the real question is: Why are there never any Radagast fangirls?
YouShallNotPass: Or Gandalf fangirls. . .
Rose_Willow: Gandalf, aren't you more the fanboy type?
YouShallNotPass: Yes. . . Well. . . It's the idea that counts. . .
RingBearer101: Oh stop moping, both of you.
RhosgobelRabbitsRule: Hang on, haven't you just been rescued from Sauron's mind control, Frodo?
RingBearer101: Yeah, and?
RhosgobelRabbitsRule: And you've ALREADY got a girlfriend?
Rose_Willow: What is your problem?
YouShallNotPass: Leave it Radagast.
RhosgobelRabbitsRule: I was just saying- oh FINE
RingBearer101: Can we all just stop talking about this?
Rose_Willow: Agreed. . .
YouShallNotPass: So what will we talk about?
Rose_Willow: Well. . . How are the preparations for the Annual Wizard Conference going?
RhosgobelRabbitsRule: Terribly as usual
YouShallNotPass: Oh don't be so negative Radagast. We're almost done! Only the guest list next. . .
RingBearer101: Are you inviting Saruman?
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SauronFanBoy: Well of course they're inviting me! I'm a wizard!
YouShallNotPass: Actually, Saruman, there's a rule against technicoloured wizards
SauronFanBoy: Wtf are you talking about???
RhosgobelRabbitsRule: Well you know how you are now 'Saruman of many colours'?
SauronFanBoy: Uh huh. . .
YouShallNotPass: Well that means you can't come.
RingBearer101: Hah! Saruman got ditched!
Rose_Willow: Frodo. . .
SauronFanBoy: THAT'S BULL I THERE'S NO RULE ABOUT TECHNICOLOURED WIZARDS
YouShallNotPass: There is. . .
SauronFanBoy: What? But I'm a rainbow wizard- that's a colour, right?
RhosgobelRabbitsRule: Rainbow isn't a colour, Saruman. . .
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FabulousElvenKing: WHAT? RAINBOW ISN'T A COLOUR??? I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE MY ENTIRE LIFE????
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RingBearer101: Well that was. . .
Rose_Willow: . . .interesting. . .
RingBearer101: If ANYONE makes a Frozen reference about finishing each other's sandwiches or sentences or whatever the frick it is I will burn them alive and dance on their bones
RhosgobelRabbitsRule: Well that's. . .
SauronFanBoy: . . .
Rose_Willow: Frodo. . . What was that?
RingBearer101: Sorry, I just really hate Frozen. . .
YouShallNotPass: TASTE THE RAINBOWWWWW
SauronFanBoy: What the. . ?
Rose_Willow: Well I think I have to go. . . Coming Frodo?
RingBearer101: Sure!
RhosgobelRabbitsRule: Yeah me too. . . I've got some stuff to do. Wizard stuff.
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SauronFanBoy: Hey wait for me!
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YouShallNotPass: Where are you all going?? COME BACK!
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Well I hope you enjoyed this week's chat! I can't believe I've been updating on time ahaha. . .
Willow x
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