The Joker x Reader Imagines 💚

Dragon

The Invasion happened over night without any warning: strange vegetation and eerie beasts engulfed the planet, fastly expanding their dominion throughout the world. The surviving humans used every resource possible in order to find a solution enabling mankind to avoid total extinction: The Dragon was the only successful experiment which fused alien and human DNA together, giving much needed hope in very dark times. 

The General perceives the knock at the door and he shuffles the maps scattered on his desk before mumbling a displeased "Yes?"

One of the guards enters the office followed by the guest freshly transferred from the New York Fortress.

"Sir, Dixon Halifax is here!"

The latest tries to salute the honored leader but General Harris immediately stops him:

"At ease, captain; we don't care about that stuff anymore around here," he signals the security guy to leave.

"Of course, sir," Dixon complies to the order and hands over a thick folder. "My paperwork," he explains although General Harris is acquainted with the standard procedure.

"You're aware of the reason why you're here?"

"Yes, sir!" the captain straightens his back.

"I'm sure you heard a few that attempted to ride The Dragon with her failed miserably; the beast can't suffer anybody else besides the woman. It killed all of them and now there's not a single person wiling to attempt the impossible. Yet we just can't have Y/N being in control; it's too risky. So I must underline we appreciate you volunteering for the mission."

"It's an honor, sir!"

"U-hum..." the general grumbles. "I hope you succeed. How old are you, son?"

"38, sir."

Harris glares at the man in front of him, debating on the briefing he's about to present to this either insane individual or hero; depends on how you look at it.

"You're familiar with the fact they used criminally insane inmates for their tests until they were able to successfully merge alien DNA with human DNA."

Dixon nods in agreement thus the general continues:

"The Joker was the only one that survived the procedure. If you can call that survival," he scoffs at the twisted reality. "I mean, certain ethical concerns were raised but who the hell cares about ethics when we're on the verge of extinction??!"

"I totally agree, sir!" Captain Halifax finds it wise to express his opinion. "Although probably The Resistance has a different take on the matter."

"Ugh, those lunatics," the general sighs. "God knows why they believe we should let nature take its course and we shouldn't attempt to save ourselves. Facing the end of the world is not enough for some to snap out of their crazy ideas! As long as they stay away from us and what we struggle to accomplish I say they can fuck off!" Harris can't hold in a sour remark.