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The Joker has never been around a pregnant woman before. Actually... just once, during a robbery and the poor thing fainted even if he didn't do anything to her. You thought J would be bored with the whole process, but all he says is that he wants to see her NOW. Well, it doesn't really work that way and your boyfriend is not famous for his patience.
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– At night, J likes to rest his head on your legs, face turned towards your huge bump.
"When is she coming out? I wanna see her!"
"Soon J, be patient."
Joker and patience don't go in the same sentence.
"But I wanna see her now, I've been waiting forever!"
"It's happening soon enough."
"Hey, Doll, do you think she already looks like me?"
"No, not yet."
He pouts.
"Do you think she knows I'm her dad?"
"No, not yet J."
He frowns.
"Do you think she has green hair?" he snickers, walking his fingers on your tummy.
"No, baby, no toxic green locks."
"Do you think she has bright red hair?"
"No, I dye mine; if anything, Emma will have dark blonde hair, my natural color. Or maybe she'll have your natural color. Is it brown or...?"
"No, it's a dark blonde too," the Joker blurs out and after a few seconds he gasps. "Did you just...did you just make me tell you another one of my secrets, woman?!"
"Nooo, I didn't make you do anything," you smirk, trying not to laugh, all innocent and sweet.
"You're sneaky, Y/N, stop it!" he pinches your thigh, aggravated you took advantage of him being smitten with the unborn baby. "Oh my God!" J shouts when he notices the small hand moving right under your skin. "There she is!" he excitedly touches her, sensing the shift. "This is so cool- cooler than being chased by Batsy," he admits, huffing. "Jerk!" The Joker mutters, then pays attention to you again. "Does it hurt when she does that?" (he asks this very often and the reply never changes).
"No, handsome, she's just wiggling around. Anxious to get out, I'm sure. Have you ever been around a pregnant person before?"
"Once, during a bank robbery. I decided to do it in plain daylight and this lady was there. She fainted."
"What did you do to her?" You try to reach him but can't bend at all.
"Nothing, she just passed out when me and my men took over the place. There she is again!" he grins and one of Emma's tiny feet stretches out pretty high this time. "Do you know what this reminds me of?"
