Achieved: #1 in JokerFanfic, Joker, JokerFanfiction, DCU, Villain, Gotham, JokerLeto, JaredLetoJoker, Joker x Reader, 30stm, #202 in Fanfiction.
Hi guys, I've been writing for Jared Leto's Joker since The Suicide Squad came out (Joker x Reader fanfi...
All villains get paired up by the Dark Shadows World - "Match Made in Hell (MMIH)" Division. It's always such a challenge to find a suitable match for The Joker. Good thing you're still around.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
"What about her?" one of the entities points out and the others attending the meeting are fast to disagree.
"No way, he'll kill her in a week!"
"She's not strong enough to keep up with him!" another one vociferates.
"He'll eat her for breakfast and burry the leftovers," the leader concludes and the contendent is dismissed.
"Oh, what about that one?" someone points out towards the woman and nobody's happy with the new choice.
"Are you kidding me?! She's such a wimp; no way she can handle The Clown Prince of Crime!"
"Wouldn't last two days," another committee member complains.
"Bad choice!" more and more object.
"I'm so sick of this, we have the hardest time finding him a girlfriend," the youngest entity sighs and suddenly you are seen on the board.
"What about Y/N?"
"Didn't we try before and it didn't work?" one recalls, intrigued.
"Yeah, but it's been a while. I always thought they should have stayed together, they can handle each other. How did they break up?"
"Something about him being selfish and her not paying attention to him," the boss remembers.
"That's it?! We can fix this, I see she has no match yet either. We're running out of options so I think we should make it happen again and go with the flow. No better choice. Y/N is in the same building with The Joker as we speak and we'll have to force things a bit but it could work. All in favor, raise your hands. Oh, right, we don't have any."
Just a bunch of shapeless Dark Shadows.
"Yes, yes, might as well, it's frustrating to keep on meeting about this problem."
"Agree, I'm sick of it myself. Let's do it!" the youngest entity impatiently speaks.
"They are so close to one another, we need to act NOW."
"Proceed," the leader gives its blessing and...
*********************
You and The Joker almost - kind of- sort of –nearly...well ... definitely had a thing going about a year ago. You are actually thinking about that at the present moment as you crawl through the vents of "Diamond Emporium" store so you can get to the goodies.
Mister J is there on a heist with his men and you have no clue about each other's presence...yet.
