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Hi guys, I've been writing for Jared Leto's Joker since The Suicide Squad came out (Joker x Reader fanfi...
Since The Justice League is busy saving the word, villains figured they have to protect Gotham City from the alien invaders themselves. Luckily, they do have resources available and hopefully enough sanity left in order to fulfill the task.
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"Finally!" Bane expresses his frustration with The Joker and his woman being late to the meeting. The couple just arrived with a tank at the rendezvous point and in their defense they started making out so the vehicle plowed through buildings which resulted into an unforeseen detour.
J is getting out of the tank first, then helps his Queen descend from the monster, not before coping a felling of her thunder thighs as he likes to call them. It's pretty easy to do since Y/N is wearing her favorite dress: pink and short, the bottom made of strings embedded with fluffy feathers.
You land in The Joker's arms and he squeezes you closer while you draw tiny circles on his bare chest. It's pretty easy to do because The King didn't button his purple shirt at all: he just tucked the garment in his pants so Y/N can have easy access to the merchandise as she likes to call it.
"Mister Joker..." your index finger slides down towards his abs.
"Pumpkin..." he growls and strange enough your hand ends up in his long hair one second later.
J let his locks grow on a whim resulting in a phenomenal success with The Queen thus he didn't get a haircut yet.
"Mister Joker..." you softly pull on a green strand.
"Pumpkin..." he sneers, his mouth getting closer to yours.
"Somebody break that up, otherwise we won't get shit done!" Harvey Dent urges the other members of their fragile coalition.
"Joker! Y/N!" Mister Freeze takes it upon himself to get your attention. "You just missed a briefing about important matters: the question was do any of us any hidden super powers that might aid in the fight?"
The King takes a deep breath and meditates for a brief moment prior to proudly uttering:
"I'm crazy."
"I'm sassy," you sigh, bored.
"We're fucked!" Scarecrow immediately concludes. "None of us have supernatural abilities like the jerks in The Justice League."
"Pfft!" J scoffs. "Who needs that?!"
"Com' over here, Joker," Mister Freeze encourages the mad man. "Stand by me and Y/N will remain by Dent while we lay down the plan."
"Why can't I stand next to her??!!" your boyfriend barks.
"Because you get distracted when you're close to her; she's definitely your kryptonite," Jonathan Crane underlines the obvious.
"What the hell are you talking about?!" The Clown protests. "She's not my kryptonite, I don't even like her!!"
