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Your daughter came back from school today, having some question after the anatomy class. You are not home yet so The Joker is the only one around that can satisfy Emma's curiosity. He doesn't want to, yet we all have to deal with our share of unpleasant things. Including his majesty The King of Gotham.
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"Daaadyyyy, are you home?" Emma shouts, placing her backpack on the couch in the living room.
"Office!" J announces and she heads upstairs, impatient to talk to him.
"Hi, daddy," she smiles, entering the room. J is at the desk, typing on his laptop: a list of reasons on why he didn't kill Batsy yet.
"Hey Pumpkin; how was school?" he asks, absorbed by his writing.
"School was good. The anatomy class was interesting, we talked about the male and female reproductive system again, plus..."
"Say what?!" he stops typing, confused, watching Emma drag a chair and take a sit by him.
"...Plus," she continues, "we talked a bit about sex. I mean, I heard about it before and stuff, but I want to know more. "
"What?!" The Joker manages to utter, his eyes getting big. He reaches for his coffee but he gives up since he can't concentrate and his mind is all over the place for the moment.
She is staring at him, waiting for a reply and The King of Gotham doesn't remember the last time he didn't want to make a sound. "Where's your mom?" J mutters, wanting to switch the topic.
"She's not home yet," your daughter bounces her legs, excited to hear an answer.
"Ask her about that stuff when she comes back, allright?" he gets out of it, already having enough on the subject.
"It's fine; you can tell me too, daddy," she insists and J takes a deep breath, wondering how come you're not home yet. Why does he have to deal with this?!
The Joker passes his fingers through his neon green locks, hums something not very sweet to himself, preparing for the inevitable:
"Well...you see, kiddo, when I man loves a woman..." and he slides the platinum bracelets up his wrists, then pulls on his gold chains, cracking his neck in the process.
"Do you love mom?" Emma suddenly asks, interested in his reply.
"Pfftt, no!" he scoffs, taking a sip of coffee.
This conversation is taking even a worse turn than expected.
"You're lying, daddy," she points out. "Mommy says than your eyes get darker when you lie."
"Your mom doesn't know anything," J sucks on his teeth, completely busted.
"Do you love me then?"
"No!"
"You're lying, dad," she jumps off her chair and hops in his lap, kissing his cheek.
"Oh, so now I'm dad ?!" J pouts, giving her a sassy gaze.
